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Win win news. He signs we get Guehi; he doesn’t then it’ll hopefully be the last of the insufferable shitehawk.

Please be wrong.

Make it so, let him go.

Jack back on ITK attack.

Same.

Exclusive in that every man and his dog has been talking about it for the last three days.

Strutting around town like Rudolph Valentino.

Throw Ryan Fraser in with the deal as a sweet tender succulent surprise.

Call sign is a let down. Prefer Goose, Maverick, Iceman or Rooster myself.

Will.I.Am.A.Cunt

Casey is transfer kryptonite. You know it’s about to die on its arse when he says it’s happening.

Get ready with the transfer lube.

Click into it, quickly quick the x button to cancel loading and then go into Reader mode and you should be able to view it.

Good article in the i paper, stressing some of the major challenges faced across the market and the expectation NUFC will be busy in the next few weeks. https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-crystal-palace-marc-guehi-positive-talks-3222145

It’s Chelsea. It’s signing another player they don’t need. Of course they’re goddamn serious.

Will.I.Am.Lying

The Mirror are the worst for clickbait shite. Look at the delta between the headline and the actual content in your typical Simon Bird article.

Sanusi coming through is a massive recruitment booster for those youth groups. The more we can show pathways for him, Shahar and co means it should be easier to keep signing the youngsters ahead of the Cartel Clubs.

Yeah, don’t be relying on Callum the Crock.

They won’t be flipping any of them on 8 year deals if they’re duds. Not without a hefty loss.

Eddie Beach is apparently #8.

No Mendy - plays in Saudi now.

Sanchez - £20m Petrovic - £14m Kepa - £72m Penders - £17m Jorgenson - £21m Bergstrom - £1m Bettenelli - £1m Up to £136m and that’s 7 of the 8…who is missing?

What’s the combined fees for them all? PSR was supposed to put a handbrake on these clubs spending irrationally to stockpile talent and it’s actually empowered Chelsea to do it more.

Sooner we can get to this conclusion and get something built, we can kick on to the next level.