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2+2 based on them being Arsenal reserves.

Big Nick energy.

10 + 5.

It will be if he orders a Carslberg. Nightmare piss.

Kelly, Almiron, Oshola and Cuntchops for £190m. Incomings for £250m. Net spend of £60m to refresh the squad.

Watching him stumble about like a newly born goat on Saturday and the last thing I thought was “here’s a £30m player”. Stick a dot between 3 and 0.

Not if Big Nick bangs in 50% of Snake’s numbers. That’s a huge + compared to Snake and Callum.

His loyalty payments were circa £5m, someone estimated. £130m fee plus that.

“Extremely professional”. Stretching the bounds of reality there Jon-Dahl Shithouseson.

😂 DickWurstNick

£135m.

Live Laugh Love for the footballing crowd.

Zero chance Howe wanted him to stay, he looked sick to the back teeth by the Leeds presser. We all three games if he isn’t on strike. Eddie knows.

Yes. There’s some truth in it but he’s ultimately been made to look an idiot with his goading of the Liverpool fans and this is his poison pen response.

Exactly. Ice cold for Isak.

Transformational by Douglas.

DJ Luck and MC?

Probably that tone deaf the stringy nonce.

20% off for Mags members though.

Nothing rumoured on outgoings other than Osula.

Sell on depends on whether it’s on any profit or just flat sale price. At this point, as long as he’s productive for the next couple of years, I’d take it. Idiots can’t be choosers.

Don’t tempt it Jack!

We would. 3 goals at the U21 Euros means someone will pay £15m for him, as a gamble.