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I said it as a joke.

#SlowSportsNews

Fee agreed £55m to Graves on SSN. Citing Lee Clark as this being the greatest ever NUFC window.

I think this is important. Do not want Tomasson 2.0 where he was thrown to the Wolves after Shearer got injured and Les left.

Sign me up. Can I draft the text? Caveat needed that it will feature abuse and alliteration.

I’m not. Read some article saying they are being sticklers for separation, so FMV only.

Need a non PIF KSA league club to swoop in 2 years down the line to pay an obscene amount to correct the balance. Fat chance with those disorganised numpties.

Or Brentford fuck us in reality. Proper nee lube dry bumming here. Not even spit.

Is he fucking off to Congo for internationals?

Cowards.

Future years PSR flip. However, he isn’t going to appreciate sitting on the bench in his 20s.

Monchi will be playing Rolodex roulette and picking a random name from Europe.

Trafford out on his arse. To be fair, his much famed passing and ball control has looked shit against Spurs and Brighton.

£30m please.

I’m down on the club for the way they’ve handled this but the one credit is getting the treacherous cunt to forgo the ridiculous concept of a loyalty bonus. That covers the wages and some.

A late cucking from Spurs would put the icing on the transfer window cake.

“Put this on you nasty little mutt. It’s Bitchmas time…”

The sandpaper glove getting a first go? Still less humiliating than claiming we’ll be “number one” and getting owned like a little bitch in successive summer windows.

Hahahaha! Fuck right off. Would actually rather do without.

@SmalHere we go straight to a 24 hour ban

He also said clubs like Newcastle don’t have a ceiling. We’re looking very hemmed in vs the club that’s dropped £500m in a single window. Pony toothed wanker.

The problem is the wages component. We can have a good go at the fees and come in quite close to annual amortisation costs of the player asset side but the wage costs are such an unknown.