Nucasol

Yep. Would also take Diaz over Wirtz any day of the week on first impressions.

Schar and Sven: Played 65, PPG 1.76, 5521 mins together. The argument would have been there if Botman could have stayed fit…

Presuming the adidas site will also stock the Terrace Icons wider range given other clubs / stocking our blue jacket?

In my lifetime, yes. Woodgate, Colocinni were decent as individuals but the partnerships they were in weren’t as long term and productive. Schar and Burn have played together 134 times for 10997 minutes averaging 1.8 PPG. By comparison: Peacock-Howey played 80 together for 6800 mins gaining 1.94 PPG Peacock-Albert played 101 together for 8020 mins gaining 1.77 PPG

The Liddypool effect.

I can smell him through the screen on that one with Defoe. It’s not a pleasant odour.

I doubt that wheezing shitbag gets on the nest much. He might play in a band but he’s hardly going to be swarmed with groupies like a South Shields version of Steven Tyler.

Got to look lean for grinding on Susannah Reid.

Scouse Claire Balding on the left wing has some proper fashion competition.

What a prick.

Link to range on club site: https://shop.newcastleunited.com/pages/terrace-icons

He’s so Little Englander it’s painful.

Alexander Sands.

Looser rather than slim fit. I’m a Medium and it’s got space. Thinking of going for a small in the black version.

Broke. But spent £250m.

Brent Noncebridge

MOISTER

Because they’re know-nowt dicks?

Minteh 2.0. £50m fee incoming in 12 months time.

LIVRAEL

Professional victims you might say.

If he was a burger he’d be the XL Whopper.

Keep talking dirty. I’m harder than a steel girder here.

Fair play to Waugh. Hammered him on the Deal Sheet all summer, but that was a good read.

Needs to get his move to the Wallpushers next summer, so better step it up.