Nucasol

Bow down to your Tory overlords.

Skim Jim getting the subcontracting in for UberEats, Just Eat and Deliveroo in their downtime. Half the time scouting, the other half delivering delicious jalfrezis.

Waiting for Hope the Dope to pile in with his Toon Crisis article in the Daily Heil later.

Big fan of the Spaghetti Bolognese*. *Awaiting the pasta snobs to come at me with the true origin story of it…

Harrison and White to cover the max 6 games until he’s fit again.

JBC - any insider knowledge about the away kit launch? Nephew’s birthday on the 19th and wondering if it’ll be launched before then.

Thirsting for some embedded non-Burnsie tweets.

Welcome to McKinsey.

Isn’t Uti short for Urinary Tract Infection? He’s about as pleasant as one.

Get Jackio Romano and his “exclusives”

Lurking round the Hoppings?

Send them in boys

Particularly after you finished squirting your brown eye out.

Schar understudy?

Cubic zirconias more like.

Never realised he played for Fulham that day.

Natch. I was at school down there in Long Eaton at the time so had the scabs giving it large the next day. Hated the cunts since, the ones that were actually Forest fans and not the subhuman plastics supporting Man Utd or Liverpool.

Hahahaha!

Might have a nosy around the posh bars for £25

Cheers lads. Bringing up all my repressed memories of Cantona, Schmeichel, Fenton, Collymore, Rosler and Woan. Won’t sleep tonight.

Given the massive amount of plastics and tourists that Liverpool have it would make sense they’d design Anfield to get them to empty their pockets.

Spain 2-1 Germany Portugal 1-2 France England 1-1 Switzerland Netherlands 3-1 Turkey

Never change AC, never change: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13594239/Former-England-star-Andy-Carroll-spotted-yelling-f-ing-want-bystanders-ex-Liverpool-forward-embroiled-1am-street-brawl-Mayfair.html

Matterface using the phrase “Uber impressive”.