Nucasol

Thick as whale spunk.

What did they cost you? Fuck Charlie Adam.

I think we’ve got to hold our nerve on this one. The June PSR shenanigans can’t be repeated again, so would prefer not to overload ourselves financially when we could get a good pick up elsewhere for less cost. Personal preference would be more Botman, Bruno esque type deals. Good value from abroad for a player who could be eased into the side. Guehi would be ready to rumble but you’re paying a £20m premium. Good if you’re a Man City buying Kyle Walker and Stones pre-PSR, shit if you’re us skirting the upper limits of permissible losses.

Agreed. They’ll have Plan A, B, C and probably more. This isn’t Fat Mike and Charners “we tried” shtick.

Fuck Brighton.

Still have c.2 weeks to go. I think there will be a league wide trolley dash by the last week that gets everything moving.

On holiday. 10 bottles deep. Pissed the sunbed.

Absolute wet wipe.

NeeNowtCuntWill1992

Absolute weirdos out there man.

Alreet Chris Waugh you boring cunt.

Such a prick. Not for having a holiday but for knowing exactly what he was doing.

Still scrambling around for coppers down the back of the sofa and selling off securitised gate revenues for the next 50 years to cobble together the cash. I hate Real Madrid but they seem a lot more together with their financial approach. Recognising they greased £300m for their training ground in the early 2000s post-Galacticos era.

On the couch with Joelinton wasn’t he watching goals.

Brentford - Carvalho for £28m. Also about to get £10m for Bobby Clark.

My nephew did the photoshoot for it, said the ones being leaked on Twitter weren’t quite there. Small details that set it off.

Yep they did that with Olise first time around and tried it again before he went to Bayern. Don’t rule it out and I hope we’ve got the contingency options lined up in case.

To quote the old gaffer, “Love it”.

Bootcut?

Garth Cooked.

Can’t see the former happening without them making major sales. They get continually linked with players but can’t register them without some more creative accounting. Haven’t seen them confirm Olmo or Williams yet.

No more MikeHunt’sJuicyBoys?

Gameweek 1 Man United 2-0 Fulham Ipswich 1-3 Liverpool Arsenal 3-1 Wolves Everton 1-2 Brighton Newcastle 2-0 Southampton Forest 1-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Villa Brentford 1-1 Palace Chelsea 1-2 Man City Leicester 0-2 Spurs

Complete PL shill. He’d rim Masters, Levy, the whole Glazer clan, Kroenke father and son, JW Henry, Lebron James and Boehly one after the other for exclusives.