Nucasol

Fuck this shite on the forum front page. Lock it, burn it, and shove the cunts into the Managerial Merry Go Round and Other Club’s Transfers threads.

Dan Ashworth must have taken them all for his allotment.

Interesting he has dipped his toe into the multi club models at RB and Monaco.

Don’t let a good Manc face saving exercise get in the way of facts. Froggy is an expert at it.

Nice to see shit happening to the Uber Karen and remaining Hermano Dildo.

Odd cunts on there like.

Was going for “chilled out gardener” obviously.

Been less than sold on his dead ball situations too. Gordon did well and we’ve got Tonali to add to the mix.

The club mudding all the horrible weird little virgins trying to put themselves out there as ITKs and not living in their step daddy’s back bedroom.

Moby Dick shirt.

Not seeing it myself. There’s inflating and then there’s straight up lying.

Other snippets: If Wilson had left last month, that deal would have made a lot of sense but they could not create a market for the 32-year-old. Newcastle did not get the £20 million they had initially sought from Manchester United, but the payment was still a significant one and Newcastle had somehow got themselves out of trouble without losing any key players. It should mean the club can now spend in excess of £100 million in this summer’s window with a right-sided forward and a centre-back their priorities.

There were conversations with Liverpool about Gordon, whose agent was pushing hard for him to get the move to his boyhood club right up until the June 30 deadline. The player, according to multiple Newcastle sources, had wanted the transfer to go through and had been talking about it to team-mates while on England duty at the Euros. Liverpool, though, were lukewarm in their interest, failed to make a bid and the numbers talked about were so low they would not have made a meaningful contribution to the PSR deficit.

Luke on the outside, snub nose and bald head pressing up against the window.

God bless The Mag. Can’t believe it’s still limping along with the torrent of shit it pumps out.

Bewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Just listened to it now. Ornstein can stick it up his hoop. He champions the ShitHouse ladder pulling up clubs, he can bleat all he wants on behalf of his client clubs but the PL are one misstep away from a second lawsuit with their members. One thing he mentioned is that the Premier League vets all these deals, so will have ultimately signed it off. Heard the “review the club’s communications” point - you’re on a sticky wicket if you go down that route.

Magedia hiding in plain sight marra.

I think he’s gone. Him and Wilson are the two that will make way. I can’t see Miggy staying here when we need a saleable asset to fund that right hand side and have the more versatile Murphy as back up.

Alreet Jim.

Thought that was backskuttling.

Off to Meelan.