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On the couch with Joelinton wasn’t he watching goals.

Brentford - Carvalho for £28m. Also about to get £10m for Bobby Clark.

My nephew did the photoshoot for it, said the ones being leaked on Twitter weren’t quite there. Small details that set it off.

Yep they did that with Olise first time around and tried it again before he went to Bayern. Don’t rule it out and I hope we’ve got the contingency options lined up in case.

To quote the old gaffer, “Love it”.

Bootcut?

Garth Cooked.

Can’t see the former happening without them making major sales. They get continually linked with players but can’t register them without some more creative accounting. Haven’t seen them confirm Olmo or Williams yet.

No more MikeHunt’sJuicyBoys?

Gameweek 1 Man United 2-0 Fulham Ipswich 1-3 Liverpool Arsenal 3-1 Wolves Everton 1-2 Brighton Newcastle 2-0 Southampton Forest 1-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Villa Brentford 1-1 Palace Chelsea 1-2 Man City Leicester 0-2 Spurs

Complete PL shill. He’d rim Masters, Levy, the whole Glazer clan, Kroenke father and son, JW Henry, Lebron James and Boehly one after the other for exclusives.

Beautiful. Sums those arrogant pricks up perfectly. Above us only Sky and all that.

Pretty much where my head is at. I’ll never forget the effort and purple patch but he’s symptomatic of us extending deals when we should have cashed in.

Apologies if missed but is anyone doing a league for the Challenge competition?

The inner joy of escaping me like an alien out of John Hurt’s chest.

Nothing will ever make that nonce and his 19 Burnsie burner accounts cross talking to each other seem normal.

To pay what we’d demand for Gordon?

“I found them” - you mean stole them off someone else you tinfoil hatted extraterrestrial toucher.

Win win news. He signs we get Guehi; he doesn’t then it’ll hopefully be the last of the insufferable shitehawk.

Please be wrong.

Make it so, let him go.

Jack back on ITK attack.