Nucasol

Pretty much where my head is at. I’ll never forget the effort and purple patch but he’s symptomatic of us extending deals when we should have cashed in.

Apologies if missed but is anyone doing a league for the Challenge competition?

The inner joy of escaping me like an alien out of John Hurt’s chest.

Nothing will ever make that nonce and his 19 Burnsie burner accounts cross talking to each other seem normal.

To pay what we’d demand for Gordon?

“I found them” - you mean stole them off someone else you tinfoil hatted extraterrestrial toucher.

Win win news. He signs we get Guehi; he doesn’t then it’ll hopefully be the last of the insufferable shitehawk.

Please be wrong.

Make it so, let him go.

Jack back on ITK attack.

Same.

Exclusive in that every man and his dog has been talking about it for the last three days.

Strutting around town like Rudolph Valentino.

Throw Ryan Fraser in with the deal as a sweet tender succulent surprise.

Call sign is a let down. Prefer Goose, Maverick, Iceman or Rooster myself.

Will.I.Am.A.Cunt

Casey is transfer kryptonite. You know it’s about to die on its arse when he says it’s happening.

Get ready with the transfer lube.

Click into it, quickly quick the x button to cancel loading and then go into Reader mode and you should be able to view it.

Good article in the i paper, stressing some of the major challenges faced across the market and the expectation NUFC will be busy in the next few weeks. https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-crystal-palace-marc-guehi-positive-talks-3222145

It’s Chelsea. It’s signing another player they don’t need. Of course they’re goddamn serious.

Will.I.Am.Lying

The Mirror are the worst for clickbait shite. Look at the delta between the headline and the actual content in your typical Simon Bird article.