JonBez comesock

I think someone at talksport must of being reading the fake Dan Ashworth account !!

That’s my thinking It gives teams less time to line up replacements as well , so more reluctant to sell

Calvert lewin 100% not coming anyway

I am still hoping for an out of the blue - Paqueta deal - Agreed ?? That would make my weekend

Why don’t you do a really long Yawn Ashworth would

£40 million is the new £40 million

Devils advocate i hear everyone saying next summer we can go big as we have better sponsors/ etc etc We then go in for 60/70 million players and teams ask us to pay 80/90 million same scenario. / Same FFP Sometimes you have to have to bite the bullet. I hear a lot of people saying Maddison isn’t worth 50/60 million …what happens if he flops the same can be said in reverse whst happens if he’s an outstanding success and pushes us into Europe and in turn helps us attract better players top targets - are top targets for a reason we don’t always have to go above our valuation if we have two or three cards up our sleeves with players with similar credentials and potentially lower fees however sometimes it might be worth having that player in the team than worrying about the next window or ffp A lot of big players have the chance to shine at the World Cup and their valuations will sky rocket

We are the strongly linked champions of 2022/23

Plus a milky way

Would it not make sense for a 3rd bid ? all out £40m

Did he still have the milky way up his Arse?

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Ooo nah na - what’s his name

Sounds like him I saw him in the bookies near Chillingham road (he wasn’t wearing a coat) I said , Dan nice to meet you. how’s things at Newcastle? No reply - just yawned in my face He took a Milky Way out his pocket and unwrapped it , but instead of eating the Milky Way he started using it as a pretend microphone ……… He slowly started singing the National anthem ….but in the tune of the blaydon races The woman behind the counter at the bookies , asked him to be quiet and she warned him he would be barred again if he continued with the ‘singing’ Dawn yawned loudly and screamed (madders is a Geordie) He ran up to the counter and put a tenner on England to win the World Cup I followed him out the bookies and spotted him asleep on the petrol forecourt next to four lane ends with a Milky Way up his arse

Would of worked even better if he had of said ooh ‘lucas’ me, look at me, i can name alternate transfer targets. paquetic.

Swallow a viagra , to make them look hard

I think we will go in with a 3rd bid today Hopefully £40m ??

It’s obvious we are going to improve and sign two or three more players lets just watch and enjoy it unfold no matter who comes in - we have the right people in doing the right things

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Worrying ?

Cornet outstanding at Lyon scored some peaches at Burnley if we get him surely enough for centre forward plus ….Paqueta ??

Everything about that goal sums up my love for Newcastle Crowd / Goal / Tackle / Strips / Weather / Attacking play / Front 3 / local players It didn’t matter we were in the old division 2 , it was just the feeling of being a Geordie watching my home team with my dad and his brothers I was only 5 years old but remember it clear as day

Yes that’s the one

Beardsley lob v Brighton Mark Mcghee V Bradford pancrate V Norwich ? Gazza V Blackpool

He’s on 240k a week no chance