Virtua Stiva

Best not stop for a head injury in case Liverpool get one on the break

How the fuck is that accidental? Feels a nudge and just throws his arm back

That’s a scandalous lack of decision making there. Hooper and Brooks, a pair of bottlers

Every single time, it’s beyond belief

Ref Cam invented so we can have another angle of Liverpool goals

I’m fucking shocked that Liverpool fan Jamie Carragher thinks we should sell Isak to Liverpool. The fact he gets to go on Sky and turn it into Liverpool TV every week is a joke. Are they trying to make sure TNT don’t outdo them in the arse-licking stakes?

at everyone thinking that Man Utd were going to be allowed another bad season

If Villa are going for him, it’s a clear sign that they can’t afford Jackson IMO. Can’t imagine they’d look to Nkunku first

He’s never been any good off the bench so if the plan was to sign him and use him predominately as a sub then that’s Leed’s fault for being stupid

It probably is that fucking idiot. Tired of scouting for UFOs, he’s watching Flight Radar

He’ll have certainly got a tidy bonus for finishing in the Champions League and if there’s one thing we’ve learned, he’s not going to sabotage his chance at a bonus

Lickspittle gravy train riders

There we are. Liverpool PR machine in overdrive ahead of a game that they’re shitting

It was obvious that something was coming this week since Liverpool will not fancy it on Monday night. This still has their and his agents grubby mitts all over it

The stats are misleading then. It was an even first half but Sunderland clearly had the better of the second half. West Ham were slow, uncreative and could barely put two passes together. Sunderland were the better team, we just have to accept it. They were given a massively favourable first game and they took full advantage

Unfortunately for Sunderland, they won’t be playing Potter and his collection of absolute fraudsters every week

I know what you’re saying but this is literally as far away from the end of the season as possible. You have 37 games to make up 3 points and hit runs of form. Beat these at home later and it’s tit for tat

If everyone channeled their hatred of these bastards into a Uri Geller style psychic assault, the universe would still land in their favour

Wheel that cunt back in

Ive just watched Curtis Jones get run off the park by Will Hughes on Sunday. No thanks. Classic average player who is given loftier reviews because he’s in a Liverpool kit

The same shit patter as everyone else on Twitter but we have to wait a week for him to draw it first. My sides are split

Typical Liverpool to get the player and his agent to do all this so they can have a degree of separation between them and the negative backlash. They’re fucking horrible bastards, man. Just a shame that Isak and his agent are too fucking stupid to see that

Wonder who Romano is giving the heads up to there

How does that mean we’re both offering the same?

Man United will be hoping that Sesko asks for their bid to be accepted and that forces Leipzig’s hand