Mazzy

Pleas put Gordon on the right

This is actually painful to watch when we get the ball.

Oh my days Willock. Turning into fucking Miggy.

Okay maybe not, he does get the ball.

That should be a second yellow. No doubt.

Sometimes we play like we've got prime Peter Crouch up top. Constant high crosses in the box. Isak really isn't that good in the air to make this approach work.

Barnes screamer is the only way I can see us scoring here.

You see him on the screen sometimes when the ball flies over his head or Brighton pass it around at the back.

We could do with an actual gameplan to combat this kind of team. We've done the same thing from minute one and it's not working.

Fuck sake Tino, just keep the ball in man.

?? Playing 442?

I don't actually think anyone is playing badly. We're just getting some by the same bollocks Brighton do every game.

Burn has won fuck all in the offensive third today. Lost every ball into him so far.

Really need to get Isak in the game. He's been a bystander.

Got to fucking score two now. Based on what we've seen so far, that won't be simple.

It's been coming. This game has been piss poor so far.

Greedy bastard. (If he was actually trying to shoot).

Tino not looking happy.

Nowhere near that good I wouldn't say personally. A better team overall but not as visually pleasing.

Not quite been in sync with everyone else yet though. Hopefully it will come.

That's horrid from Burn. Who fucking jinxed him saying he's been the best in the world?! 😂

Verbruggen rocking that 14th century peasant haircut that's become popular in the last couple of years.

Brighton are another team who are so much better than us at keeping the ball in and around the opposition box. We really need to improve on that next season.

There's definitely going to be at least one "out of nowhere" signing and I'm not talking about youth players or guys who will go straight out on loan (like Minteh). But I'm talking some random CM plucked from a lower league Dutch side or something.

I'd rather just spend the money on Guehi this summer if that's who Howe really wants. Else what are we going to do, just spend that same money on someone else anyway, seems pointless. £40M is very decent if that's what we end up paying. Also the usual twitter nonsense going about that Eze wants out this summer and we're interested. Don't see how he fits in with us tbh, can file that under the "may as well add Newcastles name to this list of clubs to pad it out a little".