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Yes, yes and then immortalise the shit out of it for 10 years whatever the fuck that means.

I have the original and it was a really weird fit at the time. The body is really short, not tight, just like it’s about 10cm too short. Not saying they copied it on purpose mind.

And with the way their ffp calculator works, they now have £3.7b to spend this window.

If you can’t be bothered don’t worry. But could you explain how that works out with the maths involved?

Not sure if it’s in their remit, but add a ban for them singing blue moon for 10 years and have all physical and digital coppies of Martin Tyler shouting aguero destroyed. in fact fuck the first one, just the aguero one.

Yeah but you can imagine the fuss from klopp and the rest. Klopp smirking through his gnashes while shrugging his shoulders and saying that seems a fair transfer.

Yeah, but you’re not taking into account getting £11m for him, spread over 5 years divided by the income from a new official lightbulb sponsor, times that by the total under 16s travel expenses, means we can bring in 2.3 loan players next June.

Oh Jesus, came here expecting he was either out for the season or for sale.

The problem is it feels like we are under super scrutiny and waiting for liverfool and Tottenham to jump on anything. It felt like it went the other way for asm on that basis and under valued.

Concerned it’s the old double pivot and they are both going under the cover of this injury.

Well at least that removes any panic if he’s spotted at Barcelona airport tomorrow. The plane spotters can stand down too if a private jet is leaving Newcastle for Barcelona as well.

He went on to say this morning, it was rafas fault as he left the bins out and he was taking no responsibility for all the Greggs wrappers blowing across the training ground.

Not sure, maybe Google bbc vs bbw

Been delayed, the club surgeon is injured.

How long before this thread is closed due to injury.

Given the guy cost £3m, there should be some credit system where he’s worth something towards ffp every year.

No idea what he was giving birth to, but get it signed up for the future.

For me, delia smith is a good cook, but if there is fuck all in the fridge that doesn’t suddenly make her a bad one. Mind you, I made a delia recipe cake once, Didn’t work properly, I don’t think the recipe was right. So, like Eddie, no one’s perfect or beyond criticism. Jeez, need some sleep.

Sounds like something the French would eat.

I would just accept we write off the city game and send the reserves. If there’s anyone left. then restart on the 27th.

Hopefully that’s our official intolerance test partner and worth £250k a year for ffp. All adds up!

Maybe if we had offered the owners a some cash before the game, they would have dubbed it to ‘ready to lose’.

My eyes are too fucked for this

Are you not following the thread? we can’t understand southern accents, let alone their geography.

Didn’t realise he was 28. He really needs to leave asap if he wants a career.