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He knows him as that fat drunk bloke who’s always in aspers.

His whole involvement in manure is going to end in delicious tears. The current team needs massive investment to seriously challenge top 4 never mind higher. That’s not just the players are not good enough, but the team seems rotten and full Of bad characters. I know they are a massive club, but to turn it around will require massive changes that I don’t think he can introduce when he’s a minority shareholder. There already seemed to be a slightly passive aggressive dig at the fans over wanting instant results in that interview. I bet in 5 years times they won’t be back to really competing regularly for the prem or advancing in the CL. The fans will moan and I can see him and his ego/thin skinned response is to walk out blaming the fans.

Neither do I. but there are those who think we should have MI5 surveillance levels on future and current players to avoid another tonali. You want to borrow my tin foil?! ?

Depends who’s trying to identify them. If eddie or Wilson was reading this, it’s true and they are angry someone’s spreading it all over. I’m not sure it would be too difficult for wilson to remember who he has told and fits the bill ‘someone who works with him and whose kids are at same school’. don’t think Wilson would need to bring coleen Rooney in for help working out who big mouth is.

He’s so advanced he’s unlocked the gardening mode.

Does this sort of thing normally take this long to finalise. It’s starting to feel like they don’t want him. I remember him being unavailable on GL for ages when he joined, but the actual joining didn’t seem to take this long.

Look, we’re all excited, but his personal life is his own business.

Don’t know that’s why I was asking, was that what was happening?!

Was there any proof in the end they were selling fake clothes? That all seemed pretty embarrassing and unsavoury

I still can’t believe there would be 51,000 people willing to buy our shirt from there. Unless they go abroad where people have less choice. I had a look the other day and there stuff is still more than castores current sale

It will be like that time he was filmed filling petrol into someone used Kia picanto. there will be some unpaid intern who’s walking around barefoot so he could convince us he’s normal.

Was there ever a reason given for why our various training/stadium range doesn’t have a sponsor on? im sure the club have it all under control but seems surprising it wasn’t required in the sela deal if it was scrutinised. or do we reckon something wasn’t sorted in time? Could be more funds as a new deal next year? I think its manure who have different sponsors on the different ranges

Time to get petty. CLOSE. IT. DOWN

51,000 x £16.55 = £844,050 51,000 x £70 = £3,570,000 i can see why we don’t want to sell him 51k shirts at £16 vs £70 (bet it’s £75) through the club shop. from a totally unbiased position, it’s a shame other retailers can’t stock our shirts. Although I suspect there isn’t such a thing as an independent sports shop anymore anyway. but, from a biased point of view, we need the ffp cash and that’s a hell of a difference in money. Even if we weren’t making it a JD/club shop exclusive, we shouldn’t be selling to him anyway.

? I had to read it twice as that’s what I thought the first time I read it.

Having your house robbed is up there as one of the worst things. Would be understandable if it threw him you’re right. obviously I’m basing this completely off those scummy South Africans in lethal weapon 2. But I would be asking if some Saudis with diplomatic immunity could sit outside my house.

Disgusting. He’s easily worth £130m

Ive googled it a few times and there does seem to be something to this tiers and elite nonsense. But as you say I bet it’s not as rigid as the internet adidas fanboys want it to be. nufc: hey really looking forward to this mutually beneficial deal. what can you do in a long sleeve? adidas: can’t do any. nufc: but we are the most Northern team in the PL and play half our games at home during winter, most of our players are from abroad. adidas: yeah sorry, you’re not elite. nufc: ffs, ok let’s look at some potential designs. adidas: yeah, i mean we can give you a template we already use. Nufc: ffs, ok home about some retro training gear, just some classic designs adidas: nope, elite a++ tier only nufc: you could literally just stick some print on badges in something you already make, like one of your templates! adidas: no chance, we would rather not make the money nufc: ok, what about some pencil cases adidas: you can’t have them, but we could do some of our template white pencils. nufc: ok send over the pen and pencils adidas: we said pencils, pens are for tier 2 and have to be amortalised over the length of the contract divided by ffp x tier group… you have 1 pencil sharpener design with adidas written on, no logo. No wonder the shit show that is castore have been able to hoover up so many contracts for shirts and kits Anyway, most of the adidas fanboys are saying we are elite tier so shouldn’t matter anyway.

Oh well, it was nice to go to sleep with tentative hope. looks like we’re back to being the guy who wins the lottery but can’t find his bank card.

Following that the pl relegation and promotion system would be scrapped too.

He might not get WiFi down in his garden and he doesn’t know.

ashworth seems to be highly thought of by pretty much everyone he has ever worked with. That’s the impression you get from every interview or bit of info anyone ever has on him. He seems to be given the credit for everything from Brighton’s savvy business to Englands youth success. But there does seem to be a lack of detail in what he actually does. Putting 2 + 2 together, I suspect the guy is the worlds top mentalist/mind control expert. ask anyone who rates him so highly to explain what it is he actually does and they are always a bit vague. Keep pushing and they gaze off into the distance. Their voice softens and they say in a hypnotic tone, Dan is like the centre of a wheel, there are 7 spokes radiating out from that wheel. Dan is the best sporting director, watch as the wheel turns, watch the wheel. the guy has mind fucked everyone and is always sat on full pay in his garden.

No, couple of differences, hence it looks like someone has described the shirt to two different people who then drew their interpretation. or could both fakes done by the same persons

They look like someone who’s seen the shirt described it to two different people who then drew it. share a lot of odd details for a couple of shirts someone has just decided to make up. God knows though.