Durham Mag

It could of just been light hearted, he seams like a bloke who gets on with the other lads.

I had a dream that I was feeling up Pam from the American Office last night.

Wasn't the Sunderland thing bullocks?

That random hair on Rooney's head...

The first few pages are mad, imagine thinking... no arguing against it being racist.

Long shot but anyone know how long it will be before the match is shown on ITV X? Working so will miss it live.

Good 👍

The lad is a geordie, he is 19 and a proper talent. It's mental that some (twats) fans are picking the lad apart. Let him play, let him learn, and support him. Surely that gives him the best chance of success. He could be top tier.

I'm far too excited, been up since 1:30 ffs.

Nick Woltemade (born 14 February 2002) is a German professional footballer who plays as a forward for Bundesliga club VfB Stuttgart and the Nigerian national team. From his wiki page... This guy is going to be a toon and Nigerian legend.

Eddie will be very aware of how much better we look with a keeper that is comfortable with his feet. I have a feeling that's were our money will go for the next big signing.

Ffs just realised that's pretty much me.

Why can't Bergvall clap his hands?

Nasty

They have spelt Carlisle wrong so definitely Sunderland Uni.

Cheers Eddie.

The commentator said it better than I ever could.

I only popped on before bed to see if he had signed

I like the BookBub comment really captured the point of the OP.

We've all had performance anxiety.

Turf toe? Have we run out of real injuries and started making ones up?

He hates the Tories which is enough for me.

We're trolling the poor c*nt.

Get prime man you cheap bastard ?