Joelinton7

He’ll be spitting feathers

How long before it starts leaking and turns into the Manchester falls again?

“The design will feature three masts described as the trident” the trident

He’s a dodgepot

Has the rat said anything about the snake?

Get the radge in. No seriously though I’ve met his did, he’s sound.

Arsenal are both Bob and the rakes

What a complete non event of a football match. #supersunday

Because they blast it out in the attic until their mam tells them to turn it down

Please god no. I can’t deal with another Ekitike summer

He’s a dorty player

Who the bloody hell is Sean Yates

Two pens for the shitehawks. Of course. “Do you play in red and are in the Liverpool or Manchster area? Struggling to beat THE worst team in your league? They took the lead and that’s not allowed? Then call ‘PL referees’ today. No more embarrassing defeats to teams who should know their place. Save hundreds on dentist bills and hours on childish post match interviews. Call today and we’ll match you with the perfect PL referee for ALL your cartel needs”.

I just saw Shearer’s name and thought it’d be alright. What the hell is a “miniminter”?

It’s good that we’re underdogs going into this. Historicallly, under Eddie, it’s when we’ve performed best. Just rather not be underdogs with our entire left side and thus main supply to Isak missing.

thought so

Will this be shite or not? https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13323342/baller-league-sky-sports-and-now-becomes-the-tv-home-of-inaugural-uk-season

I’m not saying don’t give him a new contract but he’s been more Fabian Scare recently and I don’t know why.

People need to realise that when there’s bad news or a couple of defeats/important/heavy defeats then attention starved weirdos with very little talent or skill like to compound this by painting this picture that once one thing goes bad, then everything must be bad. The media do it, Twitter weirdos do it and it’s amplified on places like this by people who either believe every piece of bad news they read or at least share it because they love being the bearer of bad news, it makes them feel important. They want us to feel bad, to think the club is in disarray. They make money from it. Have some perspective and ignore everything that’s not official.

Come back lelli kelly we need you

Wait there’s still time for Isak to get injured

I tell you what, they are bloodeh luvleh

Mad dogs tanning days