Joelinton7

Went there a couple of years ago, a fella with a topknot commented on my shoes, couldn’t tell what he said as it was barely comprehensible, didn’t sound pleasant though. In fact come to think of it, I’d say about 90% of the men there had topknots. Was in their Kalvin Phillips and everyone thinks we’re git hard era.

Loves of my life. How lucky for me. Proud of you, my love. Congratulations on another incredible season.

Twat

LET THE FOREST SEE THE TREES!!!

C’mon Forest, give me wood!

Well, seems like we’ve exploded our season. Have to get two away wins now.

Comms. Fuck off and get another job. Co comm called Darren England, Darren English (despite the main comm saying England) the entire game. Called Enciso, Encisse. Called Lamptey, Lampertey. Then main comms calls Bruno, Joelinton. Not important but they’re so shit at their job.

Need big Jow to rough up Enciso

So accomplished

Neek Poap!

Hmm he was training right up to the last so wonder if it’s personal issues. Just a guess.

Hope he’s right then

What did they say, I don’t have IG

Here you go

It’s Tosin showing slo mo highlights of him playing for Fulham at Old Trafford. Man U fans think he’s signing for them because of this.

POTS: Gordon YPOTS: Miley Most Improved: Gordon Unsung Hero: Longstaff (played through injury and has his biggest goal tally for NUFC) Signing of the Season: Livramento (not much choice) Goal of the Season: Bruno vs Forest (A) Moment of the Season: Miggy’s goal vs PSG and that whole atmosphere. It’s everything we’ve been saying we are since Keegan/Robson days. Low Point of the season: Drawing City (A) in FA Cup. Or the injuries. Manager rating: 10/10. We could have fallen below water and drowned, but our obsessive manager has taken an impossible situation and (hopefully) got European football out of it. Don’t watch enough of the other 19 to comment on them.

You flyboys crack me up

Usually the stones after us are submerged 3ft under water and have “do not cross” signs posted. Most players who have left havent gone on an upward trajectory. Haven’t seen much of him tbh except v us and Man U where he looked good. Just don’t want another ASM show pony who’s more about individual brilliance vs team chemistry which this team is built upon and EH demands. Players who have to full on dribble at the oppo every time make the team disjointed. They physically seperate themselves from the rest of the team when attacking this way. You’ll see one guy running to goal and the rest of the team is at the hw line, unable to keep up. They also get isolated because teams will double, if not triple up on them. If he comes here and is the classic Pardew “bit of magic” type player then he’ll be a bench option.

Eddie on Trippier - "Kieran is getting closer; he has trained this week. It was the first time with the group. He trained well, it has been a good week for him. I will make a decision today whether he will be involved tomorrow."

Tosin and Kelly, good squad options. Can’t really see why we want Ramsdale unless it’s to usurp Pope. What does he do better than Pope? Maybe they just want a younger keeper. Don’t want Olise because of his injury record.

Isnt it mostly the media guys?

Erm… Bayern were just completely robbed of a goal there

What the hell is this timeline?!?