Joelinton7

Why are they all bent over forwards?

Yeah either of these come up and they’re getting wrecked. Not a single piece of footballing iq between them, the game’s just utter pinball.

Chertle

Is away goals rule in play?

Just burst out laughing

Played 45 mins v a Celtic B team today

Yeah sorry but every top six side would have Pope

Just the Italian press thirsting for Tonali and using Vlahovic as bait, thinking we’re not worthy of such a player and that “he’s Italian so must hate Newcastle and dream of returning home asap because he was forced here against his will”. They’re like the ex who thinks you still want them back and you never actually even think about them. Their world is one where Botman and Sandro wouldn't even spit on us but in reality Sandy’s agent said he imagines Sandro’s future being “far away from Serie A” and Botman wanting to sign a new deal here.

An explainer of our potential riches https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/13364260/champions-league-prize-money-how-much-premier-league-clubs-could-earn-from-revamped-competition

Pope Krafth / Botman (nee idea) Schar Burn Murphy Tonali Bruno Livramento Barnes Gordon Isak 2-0 win - Arsenal haven’t scored v us in three games and honestly barely had a shot. They’re without Merino and potentially Rice and Trossard too. They find it almost impossible to break us down and can’t handle us on the transition. Added to this that their season has imploded in the last 10 days and them questioning the Arteta project. A routine 2-0 win.

People just haven’t got used to having/needing a squad because we’ve never been so competitive and on so many fronts. They think that the second someone isn’t first team every week then they’re not good enough and need to be sold.

Wonder if we can get Amad here.

Was just thinking that if we win our next two and Liverpool lost their next two, we’d only finish 12 points off the title. Getting closer.

They’re in a catch 22 because in one world they “don’t care about us, we’re no longer Newcastle United” and in another their ultimate goal is to reach the PL to play us, where should they beat us, they would I’m sure, celebrate wildly, and then invent some new trophy to award themselves. They suffer greatly from cognitive dissonance also known as being totally “delewded”.

Thought Man U already had Delap. He’s called Rasmus Hojlund.

Probably got a new one by now

Jorginho - Lung

“Maybe UEFA will throw them out of the CL marra”. “Maybe the EU will ban them marra”. “Sunlun would easy finish top 5 marra”.

Don’t think he’s taken those shades off since the cup final

Not even a vampire, a haemogoblin

Merino out of the game next week

Iz unbelievable

Really cute Liverpool…. Where was this performance last week!?!

Arsenal we comin’ for you