Joelinton7

van Dijk in big old 2025

We all know why

Get in! Sarr loves playing these shitehawks

Anybody bringing up Jota now, in the way Fletch just did, is doing it for attention.

I love everything about it.

What do Palace want for Mateta?

He’s a misery merchant

Filled in up front when Evanilson got injured. 32 apps last season and 30 starts. He’s a versatile player so they’re losing a lot.

No one said we’d made a move Lee. It was an opinion from Douglas that he’d be a good move.

Supposed to be news after the weekend. What people have not factored is it’s not just Brentford that need a Wissa replacement. Bournemouth would need a Dango replacement. Lots of dominoes to fall.

Wew Keef says we beat off Bayern and Juve for him

“We’re sorry Julie, we’re going to have to let you and the rest of the cleaning staff go. We just can’t afford it, the club is on its arse. Lord Rat says we’ll be out of business come the end of the year if you’re still here” “Ahh Benjamin, how many Ferrari’s do you want. Katie Zelem? No idea who that is mate… soo do you like Rolex’s? Mind the spill, can’t get the staff these days”.

Wouldn’t be prohibitive if we sold the knob head would it

Fuck it Shagrid Tino Bella Thiaw Terminator Lewis Hall Bruno Moretti spaghetti Szho-el-in-ton Manc Tony Visa (don’t care he’s starting, even if he hasn’t signed) Scouse Tony 1-1

And so is big Joe

What’s strange to me is how we were seemingly happy to see him go to Como. That deal looked nailed on and we didn’t intervene. It just broke down.

Pool fans creaming themselves, doing scousematics, trying to turn this somehow into Isak’s replacement

Him and Ornstein know people have picked up on it now. They’re doing it on purpose. It used to be every now and then. Now it’s every tweet.

Seatbelts on, it’s gonna’ be a bumpy season

Luke back with a banger

It was an option and like Michael Owen once said, it’s one big option. I’m not wincing every time the ball gets fired back to him. I’ve not seen him needlessly slice the ball out for a throw under minimal pressure. What is this sorcery?