Joelinton7

“On the other hand we weren’t meant to do what we did on 15m”. What’s that then? Piss all of the marrachute payments up the wall and then spend 10 years out of the Prem, even dropping down to div 3. If anyone has underachieved it’s them fuckers. As a relegated team you get every advantage you can think of over opponents and they made an absolute pigs ear of it. FFS Short nearly went bankrupt funding that circus and their crowning achievement was fucking 7th. They’re in for a proper miserable time of it next season. It’s all well and good being optimistic now but come match week 1, when they get howked 4-0 off someone like Brentford, reality will soon hit. But they won’t be able to live with just existing in the PL. The bews will be plentiful. We’ve seen it from them before. They were bewing the lads for not attacking in the champo so god knows what it’s gonna’ be like after a few games of being pinned back to the edge of their own box for 90 mins every week, with onion and Bollard making ricks left, right and centre and Mayenda and Isidor having about 3 touches a game. Jobe’s off already. They’ll need a whole new 11 just to keep pace with whoever’s in 19th after the first month.

Guaranteed number 1

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Hasn’t had any link to the club since Rafa left

Says we won’t be in for Guehi as too expensive. Potential signings are Quansah, Garcia or Trafford, Rudoni and Ramsey. Totally goes against the (Edwards/Hope?) article that said we’re ready to move for Guehi and Mbuemo from not two days ago. They haven’t a clue.

Espanyol Sporting Director, Fran Garagaza - “there are currently no official approaches from any club. There is a lot of noise but no official paperwork”. “He is a top level asset. He has a contract until 2028 so we are calm. Any club interested in one of our players knows there is a price”. “He is worth it. We will not sell for less than he is worth. We must protect the club. Anyone who wants him knows the terms, just as I know the cost of bringing in a player under contract, and the clauses I must pay if I want him to come”.

The guy is saying he’s using Barca to get more money out of us

Last one died first

Gonna’ laugh my cock clean off if Chelsea bottle a game they thought they didn’t even have to show up for to win

End of the day, we won that match, Brereton got shipped back out to the champo, his parent club got relegated, loan club lost in the play off final and we won a cup and made the champions league.

I pray we see another 25 yard absolute shitpinger from him again before he’s gone

Let’s not be hasty now

Don’t expect Parish to be once again anything other than an absolute arse regards this

At least mention who was playing for us Newcastle United: Mark Gillespie (c) (Aidan Harris 63), Harrison Ashby, Ciaran Thompson (Ellis Stanton 46), Alex Murphy, Dylan Charlton, Travis Hernes, Joe White, Jay Turner-Cooke (Lucas De Bolle 46), Ben Parkinson, Amadou Diallo, Garang Kuol. meanwhile the only non regular first team players they had here were Heaven, Munro and Moorhouse

They lost 1-0 to ASEAN All Stars

Umbermo is very left footed by the way

“Eddie will have his name inscribed in the wall of the Banqueting Hall at the Civic Centre, alongside the names of other recipients”. “He joins an exclusive list to have received the award, including other Newcastle United figures such as Alan Shearer, Sir Bobby Robson and Jackie Milburn” 🥲 🥲

It’s a food truck. They’re pre-gravying the new shirts

My manager! Saw Hodgson was awarded last year for managing 1250 games. Brucey’s trophy must have got lost in the post.

Perfect Minteh replacement

Yes

We need some Howe quotes here, speculation will run wild otherwise and it’s not healthy.