Jewel

We should absolutely bite the hands off anyone offering 35/40m for Elanga. Even that would be an overpay for such a limited player.

What is that now? 10 league games without a win against them? Absolutely embarrassing. Like a lot of people on here, I feel worse about it today than I did yesterday.

Without pictures or a link to pictures, this question is impossible to answer.

We desperately need this guy to produce something for us. We are not in a position where we can write off £55m like it's nothing.

Runs like he's wearing a butt-plug.

I still have high hopes for all of our signings. Except Elanga who is destined to be a massive flop, unfortunately.

If only. Ali Daei is arguably the greatest Asian striker of all time. Certainly the greatest Iranian of all time. We could do with someone like him right now!

Sad thing is, quite a number of us said this would be the case with him when we were linked again in the summer.

Who's gonna buy him off us? There wasn't much competition for his signature when we got him in the summer. And there will be even less interest now, unless we give him away for peanuts.

Celtic fans are already calling for their new manager to go.

I suspect he was mainly brought in to be Isak's fluffer. A very expensive one at that.

He was always supposed to be eased in slowly, but Wissa getting injured fucked up those plans. He's been thrown into the deep end in a league that he's not used to. That, and being flogged to death by playing every single game, including internationals, hasn't helped him one bit.

Is it true Eddie is looking to spend 100m in January to bring in Joe Gomez and Rodrigo Muniz?

We had this problem last season as well when teams sat in deep against us. We haven't gotten any better at solving this problem, it seems.

Indeed. Someone with a bit of composure and technical ability would not go amiss.

I haven't. I think he's great. Going through a dodgy period (that every striker goes through), which I believe is mainly due to tiredness and also not being used properly. I don't think we have the sort of wingers who will bring the best out him, sadly. We've got a lot wrong with our transfer business in the summer, but he's one that we definitely got right.

Unforgivable performance from us so far

Looks drained as fuck. Could do with a spell on the bench.

Zero creativity and utter hoofball nonsense from us this half. Something needs to change quickly or we'll lose this.

*the Stadium of Swirling crisp packets

Man for man, we are much better than they are. Play anywhere near like we can, and we should batter these. I don't care what anyone says, personally I'd be really disappointed with anything other than a routine win.

Ideally, they both get career-ending injuries, leaving Liverpool without a recognised striker.

Is this Kenneth Taylor any good though? I've seen him a few times in the Champions League this season and he looked decidedly average, albeit in a very decidedly average Ajax side.

Liverpool should just stop faffing around and make Jacob Murphy their manager, at this point. He's seemingly the only person who's capable of getting a tune out of these fuckers lol.

He's a sociopath. Also strikes me as a loner, someone who prefers his own company. The type who would prefer to stay indoors, playing computer games by themselves all day, instead of going out and having to interact with other people.