Kilcline

Freed from Desire is either (or all of): 1. An attempt to manufacture us towards a "Wissa's on fire" chant, pretty sure the first time it played was when he came on for his debut, whatever game it was. 2. Other shit, plastic nonsense aimed to entertain the occasional visitors/customers at SJP and send them home happy. It seems to be a staple at a lot of grounds, half our away "end" was fucking dancing to it at Stamford Bridge after we got turned over there a few seasons back FFS. 3. "The players like the party atmosphere after a good result" like it was supposedly the players who wanted Local Hero/Blaydon Races switched before KO. Fucking can't wait for my ears to bleed on Tuesday night to the TOON TOON edition of Thunderstruck, the absolute fucking balloon.

Aye, the lack of that crucial detail means it sounds like bullshit to me surely as they're good lads loved everywhere the Brentford supporters would have said they're fine to stay and the stewards would have moved them somewhere they could have a sly pint at their seat

4 in front of me fucked off before the pen too, unbelievable man

Fucking hell. Thought we were largely terrible again, but nevermind eh 🤣

Because he looks like a Guardian-reading vegan teacher whose staple lunch is a baobab salad?

Aye I think the whole website went to shit that day (shock!), sure I paid the same price as my lad for 2 together in L7

Anyone not booing the away mascot needs to take a look at themselves, it's a source of huge disappointment to me when there isn't one

Bingo

There's a thing on the BBC that says the options are Fletcher, Carrick, Solskjaer or van Nistelrooy so it's essentially that fucker by proxy anyway

That's not a bad idea in theory, the issue is that if former players' punditry is anything to go by then many of them don't know the current laws of the game and would have little desire to learn or understand them, instead defaulting to a "how it was in my day..." Might be fun for the neutral though!

Old whisky nose couldn't give a fuck. A significant chunk of responsibility for the Glazers being there lies on his doorstep after the racehorse carry on and he got his van Persie vanity signing when he wanted it so he could go out on a high

That thick cunt couldn't tell you what day of the week it is

Not sure, think Guiu played for the mackems then still turned out for Cheywsee earlier in the season

Whatever we go for (if anything) I just hope it's intimidating as fuck on the inside. The Emirates for holding 60k feels tiny when you're inside - although part of that will be the illusory effect of SJP possibly feeling bigger than it is due to having the two bigger stands, if it was 52k and level all the way around that'd feel pretty small too

Them silly cunts might aswell just sack it off and have Ole, Carrick, Man Like Ruud, and a couple of other twats who know and will be loyal to the MANCHESTER UNITED WAY/DNA and ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK etc on interim/caretaker rotation for a few months at a time. Then if it works we can maybe try the hiring another manager to rotate with Howe and that year-on year-off idea that got mentioned on here a few times.

Fucking get that up ya you red scum manc cunts

End of the season aye

If anyone got on Rosenior at 11/2 before Maresca was confirmed as gone, well played

Just football elsewhere, it's like night and day. I also found it noticeable during the Euros last year how other countries' officials were much slicker at dealing with VAR calls etc, although there might be some bias in there as I naturally default to ours being shit

It never ceases to amaze me how rules/technology seem to work largely fine elsewhere then they make it over here and we cock it up. VAR, semi-automated offside, the handball rule just off the top of my head for starters

Kosovo? Muric was at Burnley and Ipswich, must have been a couple of others?

Yes Sammy!

When his movement/not getting into the six-yard box gets talked about I wonder, generally, if it's because what we train to do is different to how things unfold on the pitch. We often build up and position ourselves like if Murphy doesn't cross it we're going to try and attack the box from the byline and look for cut backs if we've gone wide and the wingers haven't cut in. But whoever is wide more often than not sticks it across goal in that situation. There's no striker there (fair enough to hold their run if the defenders commit and hope the wide player sees the cut back, but yes ideally they'd still gamble) but then we rarely have the opposite winger/someone coming in at the back post anyway. When we have scored back post tap-in type goals this season they've both been from attacks that have broken fairly quickly and not in a crowded box, Gordon against Benfica and Barcelona the two that come to mind, Barnes has missed a couple of sitters from similar breaks/chances at the Leazes End this season too.

Aye, I was surprised by how close it was, in the ground he looked miles off and I was just about in line, I couldn't believe the lino didn't just flag straight away

Their away support is always absolutely wank up here