Kilcline

He didn't fancy throwing in a "but Thiaw only wanted Newcastle" then

Feyenoord, Bilbao, Sevilla, probably many others

An extra 30 seconds on the end with the scouse interrupting with something about the bin dippers or himself and that is perfection

I've only just managed to get the last stains out of my duds after how much I shit myself when they signed him on loan

Liverpool 3-1 Bournemouth Villa 2-2 Newcastle Brighton 2-0 Fulham Spurs 3-0 Burnley Sunderland 2-2 West Ham Wolves 0-3 Man City Chelsea 3-1 Palace Forest 2-1 Brentford Man United 2-2 Arsenal Leeds 1-1 Everton

They've never claimed they'd be able to give Conference League teams a game to be fair

Quality of the new tracksuit top is shocking for the money, only last season's tracksuit top and hoodie I've had delivered from adidas that have arrived without loose threads or looking unfinished, and I'm hardly inspecting closely to find fault either. Crap

My full respect and condolences to anyone who managed to listen to the full clip, I couldn't make it to the end of his first sentence, sound of the blokes voice was enough

Yeah he was going to be part of the Gallagher transfer/FFP swap I think, which is how they ended up with Joao Felix again instead

This lot hoping for 6 foot of snow and calling all their games off during AFCON or what?

Probably clocked that we're just going down the most valuable forwards list on Transfermarkt so doing the same

That Stephen Howson has been at it aswell, my own fault I know that like for clicking on the "This is from an account you blocked/muted" to have a look when I see someone I do follow has replied to him, the daft prick

It's a piss take isn't it. Carragher saying £150m is Mbappe money. Tell your club to go and offer £150m to Real Madrid for Mbappe and see what they say, I'd suggest the response would be even more "emphatic" than our rejection of their Isak bid reportedly was, the fucking idiot

Adeyemi? Bit of a ropey injury record I think

We're admirers and monitoring with a view to considering bidding £15m etc etc

Thiaw and Kelly at the back (der der der der der der der der) if he goes to Juventus, what could have been

Burnley have said undisclosed in their announcement, only a one year deal aswell

I always thought Eales just dropped the stone in the pond to take the piss and see what the other clubs would do about it and that we never had any serious intention of doing it. Sure when he said it there was a vote a couple of weeks later

Hope's engagement farming there surely, and doing a good job aswell, 209k views in 18 minutes as I type. Fucking John McGinn for fucks sake, fuck off

Romano's definitely approached someone at our club offering to tweet shite for money and been told to get to fuck the way he's carrying on

Couldn't lace Lewk Oh Nyanz bewts marra

Trafford, but it took me a while, feels like that one was ages ago now

Tottenham

Just said the same in a group chat with some of them - declined to slate him too much after I absolutely slaughtered Ramsdale when he was linked with them, not that I'm superstitious or anything!

talkshite were linking him to the mackems earlier so we might need to get a move on