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Can't wait for the predictable outrage across socials tomorrow from fans of all persuasions that Burn and Jordan Henderson are in the squad despite Tuchel basically saying from the first squad he picked that he'd be keeping them around regardless for their character and leadership qualities

What do our German posters make of Neuer being in the squad/coming out of international retirement? I know nothing about the other goalkeepers and my knowledge/experience of Neuer in the last few years has only been Champions League games, where he seems to have developed a habit of still looking like one of the greatest goalkeepers to have ever played the game, but is liable to drop a massive clanger or two, unless he just gets nervous playing Real Madrid. Will he play or is he primarily going as a leader?

It'd be much easier if each post was signed so we knew whether it was from Mills or Boon

"The Liverpool board are looking to replace Slot with a Head Coach rather than a manager, hence the lack of interest in Xabi Alonso" is pure getting knocked back by the lass you've been after then pointing out her small tits or the spot on her face and saying you didn't really fancy her and were just taking the piss

you not see that when it was kicking about last year?! It must have been ripped to bits on here. Daft bastards

Have Arsenal supporters started bleating about being spied on before their FA Cup tie and being denied the treble yet?

Someone on Saints Web made this, excellent work https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2317078/solak's-reaction-to-saints-being-kicked-out

Aye they did, I saw someone asking somewhere when it was getting done as they thought it was worse than ever at either the Bournemouth or Brighton game, but whichever game it was, was the first one after it'd just been done

PSG will slap them silly

Aye, I think the family area is just 3 blocks now isn't it? The new seat/category map is knocking about somewhere. That video says safe standing is going into L7 but doesn't say how much of it

Wonder if the whole of L7 that is being made Cat2 will be standing then? With just the smaller family area seated

In fairness he only chose his own path after initially trying to replicate Man City at Arsenal and finally realising that Pep is essentially a con man who got almost everyone to play his game because he knew every tweak and evolution to beat and improve it, and then stayed ahead of the curve by making those tweaks every year while everyone swallowed his bullshit about "we only do plan A" and thus stayed a step behind by copying what he was doing when he'd already moved onto his next trick. So he does begrudgingly get some credit for that, although having worked with Pep he should have known that already

I know footballers aren't exactly known for being the sharpest tools in the shed but did none of them wonder how their manager just happened to know the other teams' set piece routines without showing a video of them doing it in a previous game?

Brighton 2-0 Man United Burnley 1-1 Wolves Palace 0-3 Arsenal Fulham 1-1 Newcastle Liverpool 3-1 Brentford Man City 4-0 Villa Forest 1-1 Bournemouth Spurs 3-1 Everton Sunderland 1-2 Chelsea West Ham 3-1 Leeds

Yeah but if they don't know how shit the current badge looks on a pizza cutter and all the other tat we try and peddle how can they pat themselves on the back with the before and after when they finalise the new badge?

They're just your standard can dish it out but don't like it back load of shithouse cunts, from the players to the manager and the supporters, the fucking lot of them. Wankers to a man.

Aggravated further by assigning your shortest player to mark him

As far as the makems are concerned if they genuinely believe then the crowd will be edgy as fuck, can honestly see them shitting themselves and Cheywsee Cheywsee Cheywsee having a relatively easy day at the office

Hope they take the local newspaper and get plenty of photos of themselves looking sad and pointing at the turnstile

He had an ACL not club foot

Tottenham. Are. Fucked.

Arsenal have done their best at various points to bottle it/throw it away but Man City just haven't been consistently good enough to go and win it. They don't even look interested here

6th gets CL if Villa finish 5th and win Europa

What a strike that is