Kilcline

How good was this guy's passing tonight?! Unreal

Wolves thug BENCHED as Toon hunk MISSES game with mystery ILLNESS

And Will if you're reading, I really am Brian Kilcline

My sources say pre-contract already signed

This is it, they know fuck all and he gives them fuck all, so this is the line they take. The sad thing is if he did some actual journalism and asked him a proper question about football he'd probably get an insightful answer and we'd all learn something

Think the car park was at the same time as the hotel fiddle

Two, one is in our academy the other is in the mackems'

mackems making stuff up to satisfy arguments that only exist in their own brain cell? Shocked and stunned

4-1. Piece of piss

Sensational

I'll take between Derby and the mackems, think they'll end up on 12-14 points

Brentford 1-3 Man City Chelsea 3-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Fulham Forest 1-2 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Villa Leicester 1-2 Palace Newcastle 4-1 Wolves Arsenal 2-1 Spurs Ipswich 1-2 Brighton Man United 4-0 Southampton

Probably didn't take much when his other options would have been retirement or the Scotland job when Clarke goes

Given Schär Woodgate Botman Trippier Tonali Lee Hall Guimaraes Shearer Isak

Final paragraph nails it

If TFG's people are dropping €20m+ on players who then need peddling to fucking sunderland they might do us all a favour and finally sink Everton too

Nothing to be scared of from either of those, howay!

Aye, think its Transpennine only to York aswell, so presumably then its a bus to Leeds then LNER from there - at least that was my understanding.

Same, one of my disappointments was that there wasn't any niggle

Chuck drawing in too given that stat about 6 of Everton's 9 yellows for time wasting have been at 0-0 in the first half

More or less did the same with Moyes. The true West Ham Way

Ah right, cheers. Still not a fan so maybe I won't be giving envious looks!

Gone for no print purely on the basis it looks crap on the picture. Will no doubt regret when I see a printed one on Sunday 10% off after they sent me a dodgy Originals L/S top too, takes a bit of the sting out of it

That little cunt is the biggest whopper on that Arsenal channel by miles, and it's a crowded field! He was on one of The Overlap fan debate things a few years ago saying how important it was to finish fourth, then when the Spurs guy who was there said something about them finishing in the top 4 for a few years when Arsenal didn't it suddenly became "It doesn't matter we won the FA Cup blud...", proper lost his mind. Bellend

Yeah, no-nonsense and calm, slotted in brilliantly. There was a great moment towards the end where I think it was Odegaard was around him and trying to unsettle him and he just nonchalantly threw him on the floor. West Ham he was obviously appalling but otherwise he's been good when called upon. As an aside I'd love to see a stat about how often 3 CBs/4 out of a back 5 of lefties has happened.