Kilcline

Quite right. "I've always said Noocarsue are a big club. A big club in Noocarsue." Bellend

Yaya and Kolo Toure

Same. Nearly didn't bother just now as thought there's nothing until April

Everton 1-1 West Ham Ipswich 1-2 Forest Man City 3-1 Brighton Southampton 1-2 Wolves Bournemouth 3-1 Brentford Arsenal 3-1 Chelsea Fulham 3-1 Spurs Leicester 1-3 Man United

How long would it take on the arena site if we pre-fabbed it and brought it along the Tyne with a fuck off banner that says "the river will rise again" and the Wor Flags banner with the Big River lyrics on it?

Obviously depends who's on the pitch but I'd think the 5 would come from Isak, Wilson, Schar, Bruno, Tonali and Trippier in some order. Not sure what Isak will look like after 120 minutes or Wilson after a potential half an hour+ mind

MOTD analysis would be better, won't stretch to saying it would be decent, if they had a pundit for each game who'd actually watched the game in full. Instead they've tried watching all the games at once - or watched one game then only the highlights of others - so just end up talking about the key moments and extrapolating that to the entire game rather than in the context of a moment within the game.

2 each or we nick it. Can't see us losing. Howay the Lads!

Apparently so. Bet accordingly placed so cheers!

Must have been a good one it's gone already 😂

Third marra, only behind Baalllly and Catts for me like. LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE. FTM.

Mine are in our end so not sure how it works with different sponsors/partners. Place that's got them was able to buy 25 and could choose either end. Multiply that by the number of companies with that deal and others who get them handed out and its easy to see why it's 31-32k general allocations for a 90k stadium!

Nice one, waiting for my sponsors tickets to arrive and got a bit excited when the postman came with an envelope of tickets this morning only to open them and they were my England ones for the following weekend 😅🤦

This lot are funny as fuck man, hope they've done what they need to so they can avoid closing down. For the sake of people that might have to interact with them when they go out into the real world as well as for our amusement

If we're looking for straws to clutch he'll still be observing Ramadan - adheres to it pretty strictly IIRC, doesn't even drink water - and the sun won't set until around the end of the 90 minutes. So there's a chance he'll be a little bit off his usual level anyway. Extra time may be an issue though!

Forest 1-2 Man City Brighton 3-1 Fulham Palace 3-0 Ipswich Liverpool 5-0 Southamtpon Brentford 2-2 Villa Wolves 1-1 Everton Chelsea 4-0 Leicester Spurs 2-2 Bournemouth Man United 0-3 Arsenal West Ham 2-2 Newcastle

Ha - I'm up there tomorrow and the website and ticket email (although weirdly not the ticket itself) actually said/say "Safe Standing," so anyone who has bought can't plead ignorance. Might have to squeeze an extra pint in before leaving the pub so I'm fully prepared for that bullshit arising 😅

Obviously not the thread for a longer discussion about it and may have already been mentioned in the ref one, but there seems to be a trend now where the refs blow up for fouls but make a point of wanting to keep their cards in their pocket until around 60 - 70 minutes, after which they're dishing them out for everything. No doubt it's some daft "managing the game" directive from Webb but surely they must realise if they're letting fouls go unpunished other than the free kick they're going to lose control/the game looks like a farce? Possibly some mitigation where teams are clever and different people take turns fouling (see Bournemouth in Jan) but there's still nothing stopping a ref giving a card to stop that either.

Feel like this is the perfect summary 👌🏻

Not known to have been involved in a scrap or punched anyone yet this season. Needs to take a look at himself

He'll be stepping up his data gathering and doing something about Newcastle next year when we batter Villarreal in the Europa League final or give Real Madrid the PSG experience at SJP

Fucking hell even Joe Cole is on about Arsenal and Isak. Relentless these fuckers 😂

Yasir is the main man in PIF isn't he? Other than bin Salman himself signing it off there's nowhere else for it to go

Noon tomorrow until noon Thursday

Well, the pressure on my colleague who reckons he can get us 2 in our end from an EFL partner company has just increased substantially 😅