Kilcline

Now now, the odd heavy touch might go past the keeper and into the goal aswell, if he can get that far in the first place

Not like them eh

Just wait until they turn up at some local wine bar in Podgorica or the Irish pub in Skopje and are applauded in and out by people who couldn't wait to tell them how much they hate the mags

Spain's qualifier might be even worse on the GD. There's still another game left and Valencia, Bilbao, Espanyol on -11, -13, -12 (albeit the first two play Barcelona and Real Madrid) can still match them on points and they sort positions on head to head rather than GD if equal. On another note, Girona v Elche on the last day as a relegation decider may be tasty

I should have came in this thread first as I've just posted pretty much this but not as eloquently as you have in the transfer rumours thread spot on assessment of him

Bowen is the stereotypical best player in an average or poor side but if he ever played for a good side he'd stick out like a sore thumb as being not quite at that level

These were absolutely shocking, the first half in particular I thought they were the worst side I've seen all season, and I've seen England play Andorra!

He'll have just the right level of fitness for coming off the bench for 20-25 minutes once Rashford is knackered

Friendlies make no odds anyway, Declan Rice has three Ireland caps

Just changed over to the BBC to be met with Rooney saying he can't believe Chelsea haven't made use of John Terry as a coach or something, that's enough stupid for one day

State of their "support." Kick them out

And Rod Stewart can fuck off an'all

Go on Lawrence lad, get the cunt

That'll be given I reckon, next phase etc

Is this Chris Sutton on co-comms? Whopper

Was talk of Juventus, no idea how sound a rumour it was mind

Two wins for us to restore a bit of optimism heading into a summer of rest and renewal and PSG battering Arsenal would do me, everything else you mentioned very welcome bonuses though!

That's all it takes, obviously easier than it sounds. Beat most or all the shite and have a decent run or two and you're right in the mix for Europe. Obviously to win the league is a bigger step up.

You're thinking about whether Szoboszlai's slip was an error leading to a chance/goal because there was a pass before the finish aren't you?

Villa can get in the bin but I'm pleased it's going to work out for them and Dracula after all the ridiculous pearl clutching around their team and performance against Tottenham. They did the right thing for themselves and are going to be vindicated.

"This is one of the best places to come as an away fan" - fair enough it's a proper stadium, but the words of a commentator who has never been in the peeve-free away end upper there or not been able to get in a boozer within a reasonable distance on an away day

Carragher is hilarious the way he gets all "poor Virgil" about how bad the scousers are at the back without stopping to consider for even a second that he's the bloke in the centre of it

The wall pushers need to give Xabi Alonso a ring before Chelsea give him whatever he's asking for

ARNE SLOT. LA. LA. LA LA LA. Scouse cunts

I read this somewhere, it was maybe even that Louise Taylor bit the other day, and my first thought was that if Steve Gibson is identifying transactions at Rockliffe Hall and giving out card numbers for said paper trail surely the ICO is going to do him under the Data Protection Act or UK GDPR? I mean, the likely fine would be pennies to Gibson, but the idea of breaking the law like he's some vigilante to try and uncover what Southampton have been up to made me laugh. I assume the EFL couldn't ask for the guy's credit card statement but I could be wrong and have just invented the data breach scenario in my head