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Not going to lie, if I was made of chocolate I think I'd have a hard time resisting.

J7 seems to be free!

Just imagine if that's the purchase that gives us the financial wiggle room to make the deal happen!

Actually book cunts for simulation? That's said we'd only have Gordon for half a season if they started doing that.

I'd say realistically we know Tino's the future and at some point he's got to be given his shot. With Trips back late due to England it's a good excuse to play the young'un. Now it's up to Tino to play well enough to keep his place. Still think Trips could be used on the RW mind. Think his passing and technique could be very useful there. If Trips does play though, whether he's captain or not he'll still be a leader. Could see that in the England games in the Summer.

I remember thinking he should be brought off for fresh legs, then he did that wonderful touch and pass to play Barnes through and I thought 'oh yeah that's why he's still on'. That said, given we were just pumping it long a big strapping guy like Osula for 20 mins might still have been the play.

He has about 100 weeks left on his contract. I vote we just offer £650,000 less every week until it's settled one way or the other.

He's a young player without much experience in his position so he's obviously still a work in progress defensively. He was very good end of last year and in preseason. Having a fullback with genuinely excellent technique can be a game changer (see: Trippier). That said, he has great technique with either foot, can pick a pass, dribble and shoot from range. The attacking side of his game is clearly the strongest part. Does anyone else wonder how dangerous he might be like cutting in from the right wing?

Agreed, here's my crack at a better one, hopefully the tune should be obvious: When the Toon wants to buy your best player say goodbye, That's Tonali! When you're so steeled to win that you can't even grin, That's Tonali! When your Italian flair's backed by beautifull hair, That's Tonali! And when you've gan doon the toon to frequent Wetherspoons, That's Tonali!

Who'da thunk that nearly 3 years after the takeover Krafthy would still be chipping in with solid contributions. He's definitely worth his squad place as emergency CB & FB

My man!

Knew he's a good athlete and comfortable on the ball but thought his 1v1 defending looked excellent. Winger kept doing step overs & feints & he wasn't fooled by any of it. Just waited it out until the winger gave up.

Few notes: Our press doesn't seem work as well against 3 at the back. In fact in general I think teams are better against a press than a couple of years ago. For the most part Soton dealt with it impressively well. A number of players don't look on it. We were poor for a lot of that. Similar issue to last year for me in that in the 433 set up when trying to build out from the back everyone's so far apart. Bruno never has anyone near him to pass to and Isak is always very isolated. Would rather switch to a 4231 in those situations. Schar is an idiot for putting his head against that guy. As negligable as the contact was, anyone thinking Gordon isn't doing the exact same think as Brereton Diaz is deluding themselves. Team was getting frustrated with not playing well before the red card. Need more composure. Burn's meant to be one of our experienced players and leaders but he's losing it more than anyone. Big Joe is a legend.

All these bids is probably quite typical for a transfer tbh. Here's a report on Celtic turning down Atalanta's 5th bid for Matt O'Riley yesterday, for example. https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11787/13197428/matt-oriley-celtic-reject-fifth-atalanta-bid-for-midfielder

Most of that's already the case tbh. Players already don't have to have arms behind their back. They do it to be extra super safe. Handball rule as it was really isn't complicated. It's only penalised if: 1. Deliberate handball If accidental, only penalised if: 2. Ball goes in directly off arm 3. Player scores immediately after it hits his arm (eg wilson vs Brentford 2023) [note player can pass to someone else to score] 4. Hits ball when arm is making body unaturally bigger - i.e. when position of arm can't be justified by player's movement. Really not a complicated rule. Most of the controversial handballs come down to that subjective 'is the position of the arm justifiable?' (eg Tino vs PSG) situation, which is still going to be a judgement call . Main issue seems to be training refs to know that players arms move up and down when they run and sometimes come out sideways for balance when they jump or turn.

Man U may not have won 4 in a row, but between 92/3 and 00/01 they won 7 out of 9 and the two they didn't win they came 2nd by 1 point. They then came 3rd 3 times, 2nd 3 times and won another 6 in the next 12 years!

I'd imagine bench. He tends to give the incumberent first dibs and the pretender needs to take his opportunity when given.

He can but he always gets caught trailing the striker.

No idea to be honest. I'd had a few drinks and fancied shouting epicly into the void!

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW @Shadow Puppets?

They've already lost one top player this window, can see why they'd be keen not to lose another without damn good compensation. Plus if they're losing 20% to Chelsea it makes any deal less appealing to them. Guehi's an excellent players from what I've seen but I certainly wouldn't say generational talent, not that I've seen him much. Time to channel full Brexit Eddie and get a proper right winger.

No idea who the bloke at the station was. Sounds like a Spurs fan and I'm assuming if he was an ex-player he'd have joined the train. Love that the station he was on was called 'Broondale' though.

Shoutout to the 'Pavel is a Geordie' banner in the ad.

Whenever I hear 'Brajan Gruder' I always imagine Arda Güler but in a false moutashe and plumber disguise for some reason.