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I've literally looked at wikipedia, and at the age of 19 Vidic was on loan in the Yugoslavian second division. This kid is playing Serbian first division at 18. He's the next Nesta. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

I'm already seething at the thought of selling a raw youngster for Bruno money.

OMG yes! If Football Manager has taught me anything it's that a cheap young Serbian is an absolute banker.

Haven't watched him myself but Forest fans absolutely rave about him.

Perhaps it was done to scare the shit out of Anderson and get him to accept a lower contract if he renews!

£170 mil would be a lot of moolah. We could probably get Braithwaite and Calvert Lewin for that!

If you have top players the top teams are going to want to buy them. It's the circle of football. Every player has their price, what would people's prices be for Isak? Heard £120 million mentioned as a guess, that would make him the 3rd most expensive player of all time by £s. Any takers for that?

Gareth Southgate is probably poor at Uno due to his poor grasp of strategy. There, I said it.

It's gonna be like NFL playoffs where essentially everyone qualifies for them so we can all just spend the regular season worrying about fantasy football points.

I may have been drinking, though I guess technically point still stands!

I'd say Mainoo was decent and definitely better that Armstrong or Gallacher. I would start him going forward, though I suspect Wharton is actually the best pick but we haven't seen him.

French Jacobites in the 9 years war mutherfucka. England, scotland, dutchies, spain, savoy and the Holy Roman Empire, we took them frenchies down in only 9 years. Southgate wouldn't even have made a substitution by then, and even when he did he'd have put fucking conor gallacher in charge of the cavalry.

I fucking hate that. Palmer literally just ran straight into the defender deliberately.

25 mins to go in a dead rubber and the only sub made was to sub off the guy who was twice an unsuccessful sub for the guy who was twice an unsuccessful starter.

Just need someone down the left to get to the byline.

Harry Kane is a wonderful passer.

Don't worry, once we've scraped through against Turkey and Switzerland it'll be very exciting.

Thing is, what we've done so far hasn't worked. It's a dead rubber. Why not try something different and see if you catch lightning in a bottle?

Fuck me is football always this boring when Newcastle aren't playing?

Fuck it, looks a good shout, he'll do. Seems to have played a bit on the right in highlights. Please Cc Eddie Howe. Maybe tell him he's actually called Lawrence Major though.

Yeah would have loved Olise, but we're not able to compete with the biggest mo-fo's yet sadly.

That would be class. @KaKa you seem to watch all football matches, who's our man?

I'm the opposite, can't stand the bland short back and sides brigade that is the current England team for example. No wonder they've got no va va voom.

Personally I'd prefer a cultured ball stroker on the RW, rather than a headless hyperchicken type. No idea who that is though, I haven't played Football Manager in years. Some players though, their touch is immaculate, they're calm under pressure and everything they do looks so easy. You just know they have incredibly well-fitting underwear. I want one of those.

Why can't we just buy some jailbait Brazilian wonderkid like a proper club?