Fak

what shall I do? Shall I delete the post where I admitted I fucked up or just let it ride?

only went and got mixed up with Noahs Ark didn't I

Does that mean he lets in two from every team?

Adam Summerton needs to commentate on more games. He just genuinely loves football

What a goal!

Why do Man City need a new keeper?

The equivalent of Ipswich signing a more expensive, older Kalvin Phillips.

I think Dibling has a higher ceiling than Mbuemo, and I'm ok with that for £55m.

RIO FERDINAND HAS QUIT TNT.

Definitely used it for a Laurent Robert goal. Iirc maybe his freekick away to Liverpool 2004 in the FA cup.

What made Mbiwa a freak and a weirdo?

wtf? Is Kelly Brooks son older than 18?

why have you put a smiley on the end of that? It knocks me sick. I'll be 41.

Even worse if the uninvited guest is bald.

Knock it off man andy.

Well thats the last time we ever call anyone bald on N-O then.

Maybe we are doing early business and signing player(s) Mitchell doesn't agree on hence his departure? (Not likely I know)

No idea, the post was entirely tongue in cheek but I'm just bumping it for giggles cos some of it has actually came true.

Well, well, well..