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He's Argentinian as well. Another level of bastardness.

I'm all for a Simeone coached player signing for us. He'll be an absolute bastard.

Burst out laughing at this

would have been to Freddie Shepherds delight if he was still alive.

Think Nucasol is referring to Pearson but quoted the wrong post.

What's your tipple?

was it not Jonas 2-0 Vs. West Ham under Carvery?

Mods someone needs to help Daysleeper out asap. He needs a place to talk about his chocolate fudge dragons and he needs it now.

Copy the link to the tweet into https://ssstwitter.com/

Milans ultras turning on their board unsurprisingly. But great to see them turn on that helmet Ibrahimovic too.

Gets me every time seeing that wifey in tears at the cup final. We're doing the business tomorrow and sticking 3 minimum past Pickfords little dildo arms.

Tell us how football works mate

He DM'd me as well saying he bets Garnacho has a tiny cock.

There's not enough PauloGeordios in this world.

Already signed Isidor.

Could backfire. If Sunderland were any good.

Mikky. My good man - whom I consider to be the most knowledgeable football poster on here - what do you reckon of SAFC next season? Straight back down aye?

Posts like this complete me. Serie A isn't what it was of the 90s and 2000s but it's been ridiculously entertaining carnage this year. Really hope Inzaghi bags the CL.

No idea who this bloke is on Contes backroom staff but it's absolutely essential we prioritise signing him this summer. Him and Tindall in Adidas trefoil gear shushing the SOL as Isak buries our 4th is all I'm thinking about now.

Think he said something on the pitch at FT when asked why he was in in the kit, he said it's the rules to have to wear it if you want a medal and to lift the trophy, "but I didn't want to go full John Terry and put shinpads on" Terry swiftly killed him on Instagram the next day

Rebekah is in total control of Vardys life man. Nee way is she allowing him to sign for Sunderland.

ONein in the top flight is going to be a right laugh man.

Well if you're wondering what's just happened at Wembley then that's it.. Sunderland have just confirmed 21pts in the top flight.

Bereton Diaz on. Well done SAFC on your promotion.

5o be offside