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Not a sniff off this on SKY. Good, keep it that way until he's signed. I spoke too soon.

Mainoo Mainoo Mainoo Please Or Paqueta

Yeah,he doesn't fall down when touched.

Think Wissa’s too expensive unless we've changed our minds about pissing Isak and Cuntypool off.

This means nothing to me,Bayern have helicopters and teleportation devices.

Fucking AFCON again.

Until it's official, I'll be waiting on Bayern to snap him up. No sleep for me tonight.

Arsenal and Spurs draw must be fixed. Chelsea too, who the fuck are Pafos? Definitely need to sell lord fuckwit now to buy another striker and Mainoo (or similar standard) to bulk the squad up.

I can say HIS name now in a good way. Mr GWood is in for one hell of a slagging. Get those extremely rude chants ready.

That's a hard bunch of teams.

How does it allow Isak to leave? We need 2 strikers. It can't be Wissa now as he's too costly. A second cheaper option to replace Wilson. Sorloth is quite cheap. Or maybe Eddie sees this as the time for Osula to shine, with an academy lad as number 3.

And he stays on his feet no matter how hard some twat is pulling on his jersey. I like that.

I don't think I've ever seen Isak skin 3 players from 60 yards out and score. If this happens, we've got a player. Bayern have me worried but I'm a complete pessimist. Isak has to stay,just to piss him off. Unless we get another striker and Mainoo in. Just Osula and the wolf is worrying if an injury pops up.

He'll have better service here,more chances equals more goals.

He looks awesome. Skillful, good with his noggin and some of those finishes. Will it be tears again?

It's looking like we're fucked isn't it. Its going to take a miracle now. Mid table at best and our other top players started thinking about moving on. Doooooooooom

Sorloth still available. Amine Gouiri of Marseille has decent stats. Keito Nakumuru of Reimes. Vangelis Pavlidis of Benfica or Samu from Porto. Loads still out there. Whether or not they'd come here though.....

He's gone.

Nkuku away to AC Milan, he could have been an option.

Wolves are looking at a Genk striker, so if they get him surely a deal can be done.

Froggy Froggy get tae fuck, Froggy, get tae fuck.

Once we get a couple of overpriced strikers in and Sociodad get their money,there won't be anything left.

No way do JSL and Wissa go for 100 million. More like 130-150 with the Isak/Saudi tax added on.

Vardy and an overpriced dud.

How is it right that we only fine him 7 weeks wages when he's clearly in breach of contract? That shit just ain't right. We should be able to fuck him hard without lubricant. Just another reminder of how fucked football is.