Optimistic Nut

Yeah? What have you ever done in Serie A? Nothing. So don't.

Slavia Prague and Bodo/Glimt from pot 3 please. Would give us a great chance of 6 points.

O Fortuna was brilliant..

Would be disappointed after all that flexing last night we did that. Would be bad enough if we accepted £130m and bought someone else.

I don't think it's on Staveley or Mitchell here. He's being an absolute prick.

I cringe whenever I see content from "FCBundesligaklub_ENG" and other European teams English accounts on social media like. This just seems to play up to that.

Reckon a deadline day swap loan for Toney if he hasn't put his dummy back in by then? I'm sure he'd have a season here to put him back in Tuchel's mind for next summer.

Doesn't take much to become a Balotelli or similar if he keeps fucking about.

Liverpool trying to pay £110m for Isak and have it justified as being a "British record so should accept", would have been like Blackburn taking £10m from us or Man Utd for Shearer just because it was way above the £8.5m Collymore record fee.

Play Gimme, Gimme, Gimme for the lolz

I don't think there'll be any conditions now this summer.

Fuck it, get this the size of the Gallowgate for Monday.

It's pathetic as fuck but sod it, I'm fully Team Luke now.

I think we can control it in a PSG style. Boo and whistle there every touch, cheer every time we close down, force them back, they slice one out for a throw-in trying to beat our press. Every tackle won. Make it sound unplayable.

Love the Scouse rage he's just casually generated this month.

How about a naughty, loud rendition of, "Who put the ball in the Scousers net? Alexander Isak", on Monday.

Seen a few videos on Twitter of late last season, him saying he's happy here, etc. Probably would have been a good time to have come out with "I'm committed to Newcastle this season and we'll see where things are", before Liverpool spunked almost £200m on 2 different forwards. He's had a mare.

Last bit puts the ball firmly in Isak's court. Over to you.

Isak getting into Monkey Tennis territory before the grovelling stage.

Top fucking marks to the club imo. I think any other club and the club caves in.

Hope with the face turn.

Oh, Alex.