GallowgatePigeon

Elanga, Isak Osula, Krafth A Scandanavian mastercraft With a nick nack, paddy whack All can score a goal Geordie boys in Viking boats

As he's Swedish, I propose we do a rendition of Monica Zetterlund's 1962 classic 'Sakta Vi Gå Genom Stan': Åh det är skönt när mitt ELANGA är grönt sakta gå hem genom stan En kyss sen går man sakta igen sakta en tur genom stan Åh det är natt och på avstånd hörs skratt Och man går hem genom stan En doft av hö från nån ljuv skärgårdsö smyger sig tyst intill stan Precis som din arm så lätt och så varm känns sommarens vind mot min kind Och natten står still den finns inte till en tystnad en skugga en vind Den är så kort och den glider tyst bort när trastarna vakna i stan Klockan är två hela himlen är blå sakta vi går genom stan Sakta hitåt ror en man i en båt stannar och ser på en svan Allt är tyst och jag tiger nyss kysst sakta vi går genom stan På Västerbron i den himmelska ron en spårvagn går ensam och tom Alla hus målar natten i ljus hemligt går träden i blom Här bor en miljon säg hör de den ton som Stockholm nu spelar för dem De far härifrån långt bort härifrån men Stockholm det är ju vårt hem Vart vi än går vet jag Stockholm är vår när vi går hem genom stan Här går vi med en tyst melodi ensamma i hela stan Så stannar vi till vid fåglarnas drill vi känner en doft av viol Och glada vi hör en jublande kör då stiger en gnistrande sol Åh det är skönt när mitt Stockholm är grönt sakta en natt då i stan En kyss sen börja vandra igen sakta gå hem genom stan sakta gå hem genom stan sakta gå hem genom stan

Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again! Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again! Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again! Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again! Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again! Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again! Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again! Give me an E Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a G Give me yet a further A What does that spell? ELANGA! Repeat it again!

I suggest we fill the time by coming up with more chants again. How about this one: ELANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGAANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANGANAGANGANGANGA

Our fan media output is the absolute fucking pits. It seems every big club has at least 1 podcast/youtuber who is knowledgable, entertaining and not a cringe merchant. What's out there for us? Pod on the Tyne - Posh gimps with woeful dad patter, my toes can only curl from cringing so much. Adam P - Forget everything else that goes with him, his videos are boring as fuck and provide absolutley hee haw insight Tyneside Life - The dude is a fucking weirdo True Geordie - Does he even count a Newcastle creator anymore? Last time I watched any of his stuff the so called 'True' Geordie was talking like a fucking roadman or someting, innit bro! True Faith - Just no Can anyone recommend a decent pod/channel?

I hope this is all just a ruse to squeeze a few more quid out Leeds, if not and we're holding out for a specific price, hell mend them if we scare away a club who is actually willing to pay legal tender for Longstaff! No harm to the lad but he is of no use to us anymore. He needs a run of games in order to be a positive contributor and if he's getting a run of games, something has gone terribly wrong. He is no use as a sub to "see out the game", when he comes on he causes complete anarchy.

How can we be sure they're not saving the #9 for DCL?

Be honest, which one of you DM'd Will about the NUFC Transfer Dept. Crack Team being deployed to Burnley & Guehis agent racking up his air miles?

Who needs phones and e-mails when we can send a delgation of our best negotiators to Burnley in a 7 seater to get the deal over the line.

Ever wonder why Norwich and Sunderland have such a random, weird love in? I'm sure it has absolutley nothing to do with the fact that they represent the two cities in the UK where inbreeding and beastiality is common practice. Total coincidence!

Bolton, Cardiff, Hull, Norwich, WBA, QPR and Watford can all fuck off as well. The teams I hate the most are the ones which make my shoulders and face slump whilst letting out an audible 'ugh' when thinking about them

While we're on the topic of hating random clubs, I can't fucking stand Reading. Bland, soulless town whose soul purpose is to be a haemorrhoid on the arse ring of London. Pish, flat pack stadium named after some gimp. Gash fans, you could fit their away allocations in a Mercedes Sprinter. Fuck all history, no decent rivals and even their badge is bilge. One of the worst game I ever attended was when we lost to those worms in 2013, it was colder than a witches tit and I'm pretty sure we were 1-0 and Pardew took off Cabaye for Santon or something and we lost 2-1. It was the game we booed the team off which Nile Ranger tweeted about which in turn lead to the True Geordie. So there's that as well! Their only redeeming quality is that club legend Leroy Lita still plays knocky don't neighbours despite being in his 40s.

He's still in the hands of the plane nonces

OOOOOOH ME LADS! It's Anthony Elanga Joao Pedro is a paedophile and Luke Edwards is a wanker Elanga is as fast as fuck and he comes from Sweden Isak's happy that he's here, which means he's never leaving

See Newcastle, this is what happens when you don't give us a signing for 3 windows!

Somebody once told me Elanga's gonna roll me Elanga ain't the sharpest tool in the shed Elanga was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on Elanga Well the years start coming and they don't stop Elanga Fed to the rules and I hit the Elanga running Didn't make sense not to live for Elanga Your brain gets smart but Elanga gets dumb So much to Elanga so much to see So what's wrong with taking Elanga Elanga'll never know if you don't go Elanga'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid And all Elanga is gold Only Elanga breaks the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets Elanga You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get Elanga But the Elanga men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the Elanga picture The Elanga we skate is getting pretty thin The waters getting Elanga so you might as well swim Elanga's on fire how about yours That's the way Elanga like it and I never get bored Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid And all Elanga is gold Only Elanga breaks the mold Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid And all Elanga is gold Only Elanga breaks the mold Elanga once asked could you spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from Elanga I said Elanga, what a concept I could use a little Elanga myself And we could all use a little Elanga Well the Elangas start coming and they don't stop coming Elanga to the rules and I hit Elanga running Didn't make sense not to live for Elanga Your brain gets Elanga but your head gets Elanga So much to Elanga so much to see So what's wrong with taking Elanga Elanga'll never know if you don't go Elanga'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid And all Elanga is gold Only Elanga breaks the mold

We took far too long to buy him But we'd buy him in a heartbeat now That's the thing with Elanga He likes to run around

Let's get it going Lads!

Elanga my Lord, Elanga Elanga my Lord, Elanga Elanga my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga Someone's sleeping, my Lord, Elanga Someone's sleeping, my Lord, Elanga Someone's sleeping, my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga Someone's dreaming, my Lord, Elanga Someone's dreaming, my Lord, Elanga Someone's dreaming, my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga Someone's crying, my Lord, Elanga Someone's crying, my Lord, Elanga Someone's crying, my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga Someone's laughing, my Lord, Elanga Someone's laughing, my Lord, Elanga Someone's laughing, my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga Someone's singing, my Lord, Elanga Someone's singing, my Lord, Elanga Someone's singing, my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga Come by here, my Lord, Elanga Come by here, my Lord, Elanga Come by here, my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga Elanga my Lord, Elanga Elanga my Lord, Elanga Elanga my Lord, Elanga Oh Lord, Elanga

E-L-A-NGA E-L-A-NGA E-L-A-NGA Elanga is his name-Ah

Why mess with the template? Gimme, gimme, gimme a winger from Sweden He's our number ## and he plays on the wing Gimme, gimme, gimme a winger from Sweden His first names Anthony and his surnames Elanga

He's a very fast man Catch him if you can But you won't because he's faster than a frying pan ELANGALANGALANGALANGALNGA

Exactly my friend! Exactly!

You're all forgetting that player chants need to include the following elements: Nationality Position Shirt number To that end: Oh Anthony Elanga He's a Swedish banger He wears the number?? and plays on the wing He's going to help us win everything