ElectricWizard

Rigatoni rapist Farfalle fiddler

Michael Owen is living proof of the quote "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt".

David Rayas' lips look like a pornstars arsehole.

I will tile you later.

TOO MUCH MALAKIA!

Offer Ajax Elanga in the other direction.

Wasnt there interest in the defender Muharemović last year?

To be fair Glasner had to deal with Steve Parish.

Bucket by the bed, absolute game changer.

Saw him interviewed once, could of sworn I saw Neil Armstong planting a flag on his forehead.

How the hell will he afford his E45 cream now????

They should leave him alone, he is judt a small town boy

He wears vey tight suits, looks like a pound of mince meat forced into a condom.

Micah Richards was a top player on Champ manager 08.

No brainer. Historic Club. Who would want to go to Palace? Steve Parish is tighter than a nuns' chuff.

I evolve, but I don't ....... revolve. Or vice-versa. I suppose what you're trying to say is, you don't want another Alan Pardew on your hands.

She is probably sick of him fumbling her tits.

If they go down they need to raise around 100mil in player sales according to some reports. Fernandes, Bowen, Summerville and Diouf sales may cover it.

What does itk mean? " I tickle knackers"?

I think if spurs go down on Sunday a little bit of wee will come out.....

Havent we all?

They can go straight to the golf course with that on.

Steve Cooper has a face like a fried breakfast

Somebody had sand in their vagina tonight...entertaining read though....

If you had an entire team with Brunos' attitude and love for the club you would be unstoppable.