ElectricWizard

In some ways Howe is a victim of his teams success. He raised the bar and set a new benchmark. Once a lot fans expectations have risen anything below that is a disappointment. Its been a poor season for you and I imagine Howe is just as frustraited as anyone. He won your first domestic trophy in what was it? 70 years? I think he should get another crack at it.

Wissa can sleep well tonight knowing he earnt his 140,000 this week.

No way you will go down but after spending quite a bit last summer its a poor ending to the season. Lucky Spurs have been so shite otherwise you might of been the big talking point in the media.

Returning from Boro then, thats the left back sorted when Hall goes to Barca.

There is a reason they kept the identities of seal team 6 secret......

If you take away the hair and goatee he does look a bit like Henning Wehn.

If West Ham Beat Brentford and Spurs lose to Villa I It might just save their bacon...

Someone posted on another thread about Godts from Ajax for the left side, then imagine Akliouche from Monaco on the right.

Him playing off big Nick would be tasty. Imagine then having someone as technical on the right too......

Shame your not referencing the Rolling Stones.........could of got a Bill Why-Aye-Man joke in there.....

Hope he doesnt have any Irish ancestry then.

The implication being cotton fields......maybe re-word it to have him clean boots with the yts lads

If that had him in tears of laughter Im guessing he is a huge Michael McIntyre fan......

When I lived in Newcastle I worked with a Mackem, his missus went on a girls holiday, he caught VD while she was away and he would brag about taking medication hoping it cleared up before she got home.......

U.S.A! getting smashed by Belgium

I remember binning the cm04 as the missus at the time complained I played it too much.....ended up digging through the bin to get it back, had to wipe bin juice off it...still worked! Giving up smoking was easier.

Everything comes to an end. He hit a brick wall at Bournemouth. Great manager and has set you up for years to come.

The trouble with Elanga is that his legs are faster than his brain.

Eczema

You can recoup a bit by selling his hooves for glue.

Factor in his wage increase for appearing for the first team in the champions league puts him on an eye watering 325,000.00 per week.

How are Brentford doing with the lowest wage bill?

On the bbc gossip page too.

You are top six...go mad!