Delima Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 That Michael Shields song is hilarious. The one about Liverpool's midfield is good too though. Our songs have been s*** for a long time. Disappointing. I find it sick to sing Michael Shields ten more years. And Newcastle songs are indeed a bit boring, monotomous, uncreative and repetitive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I agree our collective of songs are tripe. The "Newcastle are off to Glasgow" one was one of the few decent ones we've had in years. I mean is "Mark Viduka! Clap clap clap" or "Alan, Alan Smith" the best we can come up witH/ :-[ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I agree our collective of songs are tripe. The "Newcastle are off to Glasgow" one was one of the few decent ones we've had in years. I mean is "Mark Viduka! Clap clap clap" or "Alan, Alan Smith" the best we can come up witH/ :-[ this club is my club is a new song that is different to the usual Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steppa Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Heard in a north London boozer before Arsenal in the league cup in 96 to the tune of Alice - Who the fuck is Alice. We've got Kevin Keegan, we've got Ferdinand We are the Geordies, we're the best team in the land But for too many years we've been living next door to sun'lund SUN'LUND - WHO THE FUCK ARE SUN'LUND! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 He's big, He's Czech, He'll break your fucking neck, Rozenhal, Rozenhal! This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To Form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there, Win lose we don't care, we are the geordies of NUFC. We have got Cacapa, He's not from ayia napa, He's from Brazil, He's f****** brill! When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, Milner, Milner, When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, Milner, Milner, When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, The Geordie boys are gunna sing, we all know that Jimmy's gunna score! Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nanan nana nana We all know that Jimmy's gunna score! Jose Enrique (clap clap, clap clap clap) Jose, Jose-Jose-Jose, Jose-Jose, Jose Alan, Alan Smiiiith, Alan, Alan Smiiith! Geremi, woooah, Geremi, woooah, He come's from Cameroon, He's captain of the Toon! He's the greatest player from Turkey and they call him Emre, Emre, Emre, He's the greatest player from Turkey and they call him Emre. These are just some of the fairly recent ones made and sang by the Toon Ultras. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Saint Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 To the tune of 'Who let the dogs out' Keane wanks his dogs off........ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 He's big, He's Czech, He'll break your f****** neck, Rozenhal, Rozenhal! This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To Form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there, Win lose we don't care, we are the geordies of NUFC. We have got Cacapa, He's not from ayia napa, He's from Brazil, He's f****** brill! When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, Milner, Milner, When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, Milner, Milner, When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, The Geordie boys are gunna sing, we all know that Jimmy's gunna score! Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nanan nana nana We all know that Jimmy's gunna score! Jose Enrique (clap clap, clap clap clap) Jose, Jose-Jose-Jose, Jose-Jose, Jose Alan, Alan Smiiiith, Alan, Alan Smiiith! Geremi, woooah, Geremi, woooah, He come's from Cameroon, He's captain of the Toon! He's the greatest player from Turkey and they call him Emre, Emre, Emre, He's the greatest player from Turkey and they call him Emre. These are just some of the fairly recent ones made and sang by the Toon Ultras. Lol original Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rosstoon Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 to the tune of my old man: Emre is a magician he wears a magic hat when he saw the throughball he said hes having that plays the ball to owen who puts it in the net we all love emre cos he is the fucking best Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 He's big, He's Czech, He'll break your f****** neck, Rozenhal, Rozenhal! This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To Form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there, Win lose we don't care, we are the geordies of NUFC. We have got Cacapa, He's not from ayia napa, He's from Brazil, He's f****** brill! When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, Milner, Milner, When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, Milner, Milner, When Jimmy goes marching down the wing, The Geordie boys are gunna sing, we all know that Jimmy's gunna score! Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nanan nana nana We all know that Jimmy's gunna score! Jose Enrique (clap clap, clap clap clap) Jose, Jose-Jose-Jose, Jose-Jose, Jose Alan, Alan Smiiiith, Alan, Alan Smiiith! Geremi, woooah, Geremi, woooah, He come's from Cameroon, He's captain of the Toon! He's the greatest player from Turkey and they call him Emre, Emre, Emre, He's the greatest player from Turkey and they call him Emre. These are just some of the fairly recent ones made and sang by the Toon Ultras. Hoo, not aal of them were!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 'We've got more bridges than you've got fans' My mate's own chant to Boro last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eyeball Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 My all time favourite chant / song is: We got Mirandina, He's not from Argentina, He's from Bra-zil, He's fuckin brill. Anyone remember Mick Mahoney, super goaly la la la la la or He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground Micky Quinn - Micky Quinn That other one that was sung when Mira was at the toon as well... Oh meeo myo somebody's nicked my sombrero the stupid tw*t has lost me hat and now I've got nothing to wearo I always had a laugh at that one sung by Plymouth and one or two others... I can't read and I can't write But it don't f***ing matter Cos I live in the countryside And I can drive a tractor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 When I was just a little boy I asked my mamma "what should I be"? Should I be Pompey or the Saints? Here's what she said to me "Wash your mouth out son and get your fathers gun and shoot the Pompey scum and support the Saints". ....substitute Toon/Manure or better still Mackem/Toon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Heard in a north London boozer before Arsenal in the league cup in 96 to the tune of Alice - Who the f*** is Alice. We've got Kevin Keegan, we've got Ferdinand We are the Geordies, we're the best team in the land But for too many years we've been living next door to sun'lund SUN'LUND - WHO THE f*** ARE SUN'LUND! That is class. Should be brought up-to-date and sang more often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ooooh, we know why they are leaving, And where they're gonna go. The Championship next season, With dog w*nking Keano. But for too many years we've been living next door to Sun'lund SUN'LUND, WHO THE F*CK ARE SUN'LUND! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rushian Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 An old one for you: Oh me lads we're never off the tele We hate the fucking coppers Cos they murdered Jimmy Kelly United are the bastards City are the runners And when we get to Highbury We'll kick fuck out of the Gunners Newcastle Brown it has to be a winner Twenty five pints on a Saturday night And twelve for Sunday dinner We taught the geordies how to sing We taught them how to sup But most of all we taught them How to lift the FA Cup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Boy Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ooooh, we know why they are leaving, And where they're gonna go. The Championship next season, With dog w*nking Keano. But for too many years we've been living next door to Sun'lund SUN'LUND, WHO THE F*CK ARE SUN'LUND! I likes it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To Form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there, Win lose we don't care, we are the geordies of NUFC. this one is class, sang it last season at away games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To Form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there, Win lose we don't care, we are the geordies of NUFC. this one is class, sang it last season at away games Whats ths tune? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chris P Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 He's black He's broon He's playin for the toon Andy Cole Andy Cole Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To Form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there, Win lose we don't care, we are the geordies of NUFC. this one is class, sang it last season at away games Whats ths tune? Riiiippppped Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 as much as I hate the Man U scum I do have the concede that they have a vast array of quality songs I remember them being at our place about 5 year ago and they kept that "Busby bouncing babes" tune going for at least half an hour. I also think we should take a leaf out of their book and sing about players both past and present. I reckon we should still sing songs about Shearer, Beardsley, Sir Les etc etc. they're legends and deserve to be recognised by the fans. As long as its not just in an attempt the undermine the current squad.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 To the tune of The old grey mare: We don't give a damn about the sh*t team from Sunderland sh*t team from Sunderland sh*t team from Sunderland We don't give a damn about the sh*t team from Sunderland 'cuz we're from Newcastle. Of course you can use Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham or the whole South of England as required. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeB77yFeuqQ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Ooooh, we know why they are leaving, And where they're gonna go. The Championship next season, With dog w*nking Keano. But for too many years we've been living next door to Sun'lund SUN'LUND, WHO THE F*CK ARE SUN'LUND! Love that, i wish it would get going at games if everyone learns it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Michael Chopraaa, Are you listening? You scored a goaaal, Down at Sunderland, But your not welcome home, You sold your sole, and now you're just a mackem arsehole! To The Tune Of 'Walking in a Winter Wonderland' 4-1! Even Chopra scored! 4-1! Even CHopra scored! 4-1! Even CHopra scored! We've got better shops than you! We've got better shops than you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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