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Guest Geordiesned

Extract from the Gaurdian;

 

The main reason for tuning in was for an update on the Hansen situation. Last week Hansen appeared on Match of the Day with a disfiguring blemish on his lower lip, a minor curiosity promoted to jaw-dropping oddity by Hansen's' explanation: he burnt himself sniffing a scented candle. The mind reels just picturing the precise chain of events: Hansen reclining in a herbal bath surrounded by tea lights, thinking to himself "Mmm, elderflower. Earthy. Subtle. A quality candle. Just have a closer - JESUS CHRIST MA CHIN YA BASTARD".

 

By Wednesday the burn had retreated, but the effect was made much worse by dirty-looking stubble, giving the thrilling impression of a man heading for rock bottom before our very eyes. By next week, with any luck, he should have a beard and a hip flask.

 

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Guest Ebolarama

They tried damn hard to make sure everyone knew goal of the month wasn't a competition, they really do assume fans are stupid.

 

No, they just assume that the general public is stupid, which they have to do following the furore about recent "phone in" TV show rigging exposes.

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Someone, anyone want to speculate when the last time we had THREE goals in their Goal of the Month competition was?

Both Robert's from that Spurs game were in the same comp once, maybe we had another goal that month aswell.

 

They were both in the goal of the season competition that year as well. The volley won it.

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the bastards didn't show us Beye being introduced to the crowds.  :rolleyes:

 

and they would for why?

 

To show us Beye, a new signing, being introduced to the crowd. OK?

 

Was surprised that they didn't review the West Ham game. Some good finishes there which deserved a mention. I guess Shearer didn't want to talk about somebody.....................

 

Since when shearer started editing motd aswell?

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the bastards didn't show us Beye being introduced to the crowds.  :rolleyes:

 

and they would for why?

 

To show us Beye, a new signing, being introduced to the crowd. OK?

 

 

 

Okay, okay. The actual match is a better use of their time though, no?

 

Oh wow. That's few extra seconds the've saved for the match then.

 

I'm glad they showed us that square Geremi pass to Smith in the 48th minute. An important and interesting bit of the match, imo.

 

Look what match action you could fit in in just few seconds. :D

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the bastards didn't show us Beye being introduced to the crowds.  :rolleyes:

 

and they would for why?

 

To show us Beye, a new signing, being introduced to the crowd. OK?

 

 

 

Okay, okay. The actual match is a better use of their time though, no?

 

Oh wow. That's few extra seconds the've saved for the match then.

 

I'm glad they showed us that square Geremi pass to Smith in the 48th minute. An important and interesting bit of the match, imo.

 

Look what match action you could fit in in just few seconds. :D

 

No. I'm putting my foot down on this one. No pre-match antics at all. So there.

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the bastards didn't show us Beye being introduced to the crowds.  :rolleyes:

 

and they would for why?

 

To show us Beye, a new signing, being introduced to the crowd. OK?

 

 

 

Okay, okay. The actual match is a better use of their time though, no?

 

Oh wow. That's few extra seconds the've saved for the match then.

 

I'm glad they showed us that square Geremi pass to Smith in the 48th minute. An important and interesting bit of the match, imo.

 

Look what match action you could fit in in just few seconds. :D

 

No. I'm putting my foot down on this one. No pre-match antics at all. So there.

Unless the Geordie Dancer comes back, then you'll change your mind  :razz:
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the bastards didn't show us Beye being introduced to the crowds.  :rolleyes:

 

and they would for why?

 

To show us Beye, a new signing, being introduced to the crowd. OK?

 

 

 

Okay, okay. The actual match is a better use of their time though, no?

 

Oh wow. That's few extra seconds the've saved for the match then.

 

I'm glad they showed us that square Geremi pass to Smith in the 48th minute. An important and interesting bit of the match, imo.

 

Look what match action you could fit in in just few seconds. :D

 

No. I'm putting my foot down on this one. No pre-match antics at all. So there.

Unless the Geordie Dancer comes back, then you'll change your mind  :razz:

 

don't take the piss, he's a Scope.

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