jackyboy Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Roeder could bring back the flair to Chelsea. I can hear him now "Glen Roeder is a winner, Glen Roeders teams play good attacking football" If they can't get him Souness is available Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Roeder could bring back the flair to Chelsea. I can hear him now "Glen Roeder is a winner, Glen Roeders teams play good attacking football" If they can't get him Souness is available What are the odds on a management duo of Dennis Wise and Gianfranco Zola? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 8/1 mourinho next spurs manager. Sky sports 'expert' talking it up a bit :celb: :celb: His football isn't the traditional Spurs way tho is it? Dont give a fuck to be honest. Much prefer 1-0 wins to defeats thats for sure. Yes, I'm sure he'd go to Spurs. Heh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/6294364.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 If they'll appoint Grant as permanent manager, watch all the stars leaving the club next summer. This could be the end, if they don't appoint proper manager to replace Mourinho, because Jose was very popular among players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I found the guy irritating after the initial period, but some of these are class: Mourinho in his own words By Chris Charles The shock news that Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has left the club will dismay sports journalists across the land. Love him or loathe him, there was never a dull moment when the 'Special One' was around - whenever he opened his mouth you could guarantee it would be headline news. Below are a selection of Mourinho's finest quotes since arriving at Chelsea from Porto. The Premier League will be a duller place without him. JOSE ON JOSE "Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one." Introducing himself to the English press after arriving from Porto in 2004. "If I wanted to have an easy job... I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me." Making a mockery of those who suggest he is big-headed. "For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football." Insisting his side wouldn't catch a cold as Man Utd breathed down their necks. "Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war." Unveiling his new Action Man haircut. WORDS OF WISDOM "It's like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket is made of cashmere!" On the injury 'crisis' at Chelsea in February. "Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good." On developing Chelsea's young stars. "The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem." What turned out to be his parting shot to Roman Abramovich. "I would love an Aston Martin but if you ask me £1m for an Aston Martin, I tell you, you are crazy because they cost £250,000." Insisting not even Chelsea would pay over the odds for a defender. "Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. Our pitch is a bit like that. From the top it's a disgrace but the ball rolls at normal speed." Describing Chelsea's sandpit of a pitch. "We all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can." Admitting the Blues weren't completely on song last season. "Maybe the guy drank red wine or beer with breakfast instead of milk." After a Sheffield United fan threw a bottle at Frank Lampard during Chelsea's 2-0 win at Bramall Lane. "A player from Man City showed half of his ass for two seconds and it was a big nightmare. But this is a real nightmare." Comparing Petr Cech's nasty injury with Joey Barton's bottom-baring antics. THE WIFE "She is the real manager of family life. You are the star outside, here you are not a star." Mourinho admits his wife wears the trousers at home. "It all depends on my wife. If I am at home, yes, I will see it. But maybe my wife would like to go somewhere. I would like to see it - I like to see football and it is a big game. But maybe I will have no permission." Waiting to hear whether he'd be allowed to watch Arsenal-Man Utd. "My wife is in Portugal with the dog. The dog is with my wife so the city of London is safe, the big threat is away." Reassuring the population that his runaway Yorkshire Terrier had left the country with his wife. PLAYERS "A brilliant reaction. I hate it when players just walk off." Following Arjen Robben's sharp exit down the tunnel after being substituted against Aston Villa. "As you know Gallas had an unbelievable holiday. I hope he enjoyed it very much in Guadeloupe, which I think is a fantastic place be to on holiday, so he wanted to stay there for a long time." On William Gallas missing the first team's trip to the United States because he was on holiday. "I did it because I want to push my son to do the same. I also did it because I want to push the young players on my team to have a proper haircut, not the Rastafarian or the others they have." Mourinho confirming he's a cut above the rest with his skinhead. REFEREES "When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Drogba was sent off I didn't get surprised." Claiming Barcelona boss Frank Rijkaard had met with Anders Frisk at half-time in their Champions League tie. "If you ask me if I jump with happiness when I know Mr Poll is our referee? No." Not a fan of Graham Poll. "I could feel immediately the movement. To somebody that understands the game and feels the football, smells the situation, it was obvious." Senses working overtime after a dodgy offside flag denies Chelsea a goal against Blackburn. RIVALS "Wenger has a real problem with us and I think he is what you call in England a voyeur. He is someone who likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have this big telescope to look into the homes of other people and see what is happening. Wenger must be one of them - and it is a sickness." Astonishing attack on Arsene Wenger. "Three years without a Premiership title? I don't think I would still be in a job." Putting the boot into Rafa Benitez. "Many great managers have never won the Champions League - a big example is not far from us." Reminding Wenger there's only room for one Special One in London. "Liverpool are favourites because in the year 2007 we've played 27 matches and Liverpool play three or four." Cranking up the pressure ahead of the Champions League semi-final second leg. "If you're not a big club, you choose one competition and you fight in that competition and forget the others. Big clubs - we cannot do this." Warming to his theme. "I am happy to be six points behind. In my opinion, Manchester United did not take advantage of our bad moments." Delighted Manchester United are so far ahead in the Premiership in January. "I want to give my congratulations to them because they won. But we were the best team." In typically gracious mood after his side's Carling Cup defeat to Charlton on penalties. THE WORLD IS AGAINST US "This is the only time we have had to play before United and that's because we control the fixtures. Just imagine if we didn't control them!" Hitting back at Sir Alex Ferguson's claim that Chelsea engineered their game with Tottenham to take place just 39 hours after Spurs' Uefa Cup match in Seville. "How do you say 'cheating' in Catalan? Barcelona is a cultural city with many great theatres and this boy has learned very well. He's learned play acting." Claiming Lionel Messi got Asier Del Horno sent off in a Champions League defeat by Barcelona. "During the afternoon it rained only in this stadium - our kitman saw it - they tried everything. There must be a microclimate here." Bemoaning Blackburn's pitch-watering tactics after the Blues' hard-fought win at Ewood Park. IN DEFENCE OF CHELSEA "We have eight matches and eight victories, with 16 goals, but people say we cannot play, that we are a group of clowns. This is not right." On his high horse after beating Liverpool. "Entertaining? Too much!" After the roller-coaster 3-2 win over Birmingham on the opening day of the season. "I think I have a naive team. They are naive because they are pure and they are clean. We don't have divers, we don't have violent people." On his clean-living Chelsea boys, after Florent Malouda won a dodgy penalty against Liverpool. WHAT THE REST THINK OF HIM "If Chelsea are naive and pure then I'm Little Red Riding Hood." Rafa Benitez suspects Jose is telling porkies. "My wife will be glad about Mourinho coming to Bramall Lane because he's a good looking swine, isn't he?" Neil Warnock. "He is almost a Yorkshireman with a Portuguese accent." Warnock again. "When Mourinho says training will last one-and-a-half hours it will never last a second longer." Former Chelsea striker Eidur Gudjohnsen on Mourinho's worrying attention to detail. "I find it out of order, disconnected with reality and disrespectful." Arsene Wenger did not take too kindly to the 'voyeur' comments. "Two finals in three years - not bad for a little club.'' Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard twists the knife after his side, branded a "little club" by Mourinho, reached the Champions League final at Chelsea's expense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 "A brilliant reaction. I hate it when players just walk off." Following Arjen Robben's sharp exit down the tunnel after being substituted against Aston Villa. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 will be funny to see them decline now hopefully. They were already on the decline. i didn't fancy them to do well this season, but i didn't realise it would end this early. good riddance, mourinho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 The voyeur comment is pure "lol". And Mourinho to spurs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eyeball_tickler Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Avram Grant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Great, we get to hear even more of SIR Alex Ferguson prattling on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Boy Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Stupid footballing decision by Roman Abramovich IMO and a disappointing one in terms of the loss of a great character from the english game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingdawson Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 The voyeur comment is pure "lol". And Mourinho to spurs? But Mourinho to Newcastle is not as ridiculous? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 The voyeur comment is pure "lol". And Mourinho to spurs? But Mourinho to Newcastle is not as ridiculous? It's a Newcastle board, things get said which seems ridiculous to onlookers as it does with any fans on their forums. If you get your head around that then people won't give you such a hard time on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 "A brilliant reaction. I hate it when players just walk off." Following Arjen Robben's sharp exit down the tunnel after being substituted against Aston Villa. :lol: Hahaha, dropped himself in some major shit there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 The voyeur comment is pure "lol". And Mourinho to spurs? But Mourinho to Newcastle is not as ridiculous? Yeah...where did I say it wasn't? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Do you reckon when Ferguson got up and put Teletext on this morning, he did that little celebration dance he does round his living room? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Do you reckon when Ferguson got up and put Teletext on this morning, he did that little celebration dance he does round his living room? blueyes.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I think Mourinho is an absolute genius. Anyone who believes Mourinho to be arrogant is shortsighted, the guy is an amazing motivater and fantastic (yet slighty annoying) character. As for Chelsea, they have made their biggest mistake in getting rid of Mourinho. There's only a few blokes in world football who can replace him. Fergi must be having a right laugh at this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Do you reckon when Ferguson got up and put Teletext on this morning, he did that little celebration dance he does round his living room? My first thoughts were about how happy this news would have made Fergi. I don't like anything that makes him happy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munkey Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 £25million pound pay-off as well...or at least that's what he wants http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7004780.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 £25million pay off is a rip hes only a football manager (well not as it stands no more ) hopefully chelsea will go down hill a little bit now because imo they have lost the best manager in the world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howaythelads Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Great planning from Chelsea's Board and Director of Football, letting your manager go in September. They obviously don't have a clue what they're doing. Wankers. The lot of them...OUT!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Spot on HTL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Great planning from Chelsea's Board and Director of Football, letting your manager go in September. They obviously don't have a clue what they're doing. Wankers. The lot of them...OUT!!! Hear, hear! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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