LRD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 The only table that Saylor contributes massively each season. And now there's de Jong. Happy days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 All our players look like they carry too much weight in their upper body. They're not meant to be body builders and it's all just extra weight to carry around. There's strength for Football and then there's just vanity muscle to look better in the mirror, which I honestly think a lot of our players seem to have been aiming for. Players come here and they're sharp and mobile. By the time they've been here a few months they look sluggish and half asleep. Something has been wrong with our training for a long time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Isn't that a bit like blaming the doctor for you keep getting ill? I could accept that if it wasn't a pattern forming. It's either Carr looking at the wrong type of player or the medical staff for killing them. At the moment I think we'd be better off with Shipman. Shipman killed old people, only Ryan Taylor would be at risk if we brought him in, that's a risk I'm willing to take. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 We seem to be top[ of that table almost every season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 A lot of our problems may be that so many players just don't want to play. Tweaks become weeks out, a slight knock means a month or 2 on the sidelines. At many other clubs, the same players would barely miss a day's training with the exact same problems. It's like finding a company with a horrific sick rate. It's often not the staff being actually any more ill than at other companies, but just that the job and/or working environment royally suck ass and that people would rather sack it off. Of course they shouldn't, but that's human nature. This is not to say Derek Wright is a great physio, by the way. Just that there are doubtless other issues at play too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lincoln_imp Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 All our players look like they carry too much weight in their upper body. They're not meant to be body builders and it's all just extra weight to carry around. There's strength for Football and then there's just vanity muscle to look better in the mirror, which I honestly think a lot of our players seem to have been aiming for. Players come here and they're sharp and mobile. By the time they've been here a few months they look sluggish and half asleep. Something has been wrong with our training for a long time. the only thing thats particularly wrong here is the fact that you spend months lusting over the muscular structure of professional footballers. Imagine watching football matches with the duel purpose of ogling upper body strength and monitoring muscular tensity. Once upon a time people used to watch football matches to support their team and hope to see a victory. The further society sinks, the more we realise it will never rise again. my best advice for you is to keep your eye on Charlie Adams cock, he looks like he has a whopper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 What happened to that woman we appointed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 What happened to that woman we appointed? It was only for a few months. PR scam basically. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 A lot of our problems may be that so many players just don't want to play. Tweaks become weeks out, a slight knock means a month or 2 on the sidelines. At many other clubs, the same players would barely miss a day's training with the exact same problems. It's like finding a company with a horrific sick rate. It's often not the staff being actually any more ill than at other companies, but just that the job and/or working environment royally suck ass and that people would rather sack it off. Of course they shouldn't, but that's human nature. This is not to say Derek Wright is a great physio, by the way. Just that there are doubtless other issues at play too. Totally agree with this, if the club was a happy place and we were playing for something I've got no doubt we'd suffer far less injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 to be fair it may because the number of convienient "injuries" for players who want out/being frozen out we get Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Still we've had this many injuries for years and years before this one and I think ol' Derek has been here during all that time. Is he solely to blame? Probably not, but I still think he should take his fair share of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 A lot of our problems may be that so many players just don't want to play. Tweaks become weeks out, a slight knock means a month or 2 on the sidelines. At many other clubs, the same players would barely miss a day's training with the exact same problems. It's like finding a company with a horrific sick rate. It's often not the staff being actually any more ill than at other companies, but just that the job and/or working environment royally suck ass and that people would rather sack it off. Of course they shouldn't, but that's human nature. This is not to say Derek Wright is a great physio, by the way. Just that there are doubtless other issues at play too. Precisely. When teams are winning and players don't want to lose their places they never suffer from minor injuries. When teams are struggling players drop like flies at the slightest twinge. Cowards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Maybe they just like spending time with their wives? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'd never trust a physio that looked like a heart attack waiting to happen tbh. If I was injured I wait for it to heal naturally than put myself in the hands of these fuckwits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 A lot of our problems may be that so many players just don't want to play. Tweaks become weeks out, a slight knock means a month or 2 on the sidelines. At many other clubs, the same players would barely miss a day's training with the exact same problems. It's like finding a company with a horrific sick rate. It's often not the staff being actually any more ill than at other companies, but just that the job and/or working environment royally suck ass and that people would rather sack it off. Of course they shouldn't, but that's human nature. This is not to say Derek Wright is a great physio, by the way. Just that there are doubtless other issues at play too. It's been happening for years, man, even when we finished 5th we were in the top 5 at least (not shown). He's proven to be the worst guy ever. http://injuryleague.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Comparison-150225.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Why are Chelsea so consistently down at the bottom? Impressive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 One graphic isn't enough for us. http://injuryleague.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Newcastle1-150527.jpg http://injuryleague.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Newcastle2-150527.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Having a paper thin squad bereft of strength and quality in depth can't help us like. Too much temptation to throw people back in before they're ready. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Couldn't they have re-formatted the thing to make it all fit on 1 fucking image? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Fuckin Moke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Why are Chelsea so consistently down at the bottom? Impressive. All their players are robot giants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Having a paper thin squad bereft of strength and quality in depth can't help us like. Too much temptation to throw people back in before they're ready. Aye. Add to the fact a couple of the lads seem very injury prone. Another had a mysterious injury. Although Cisse's injury has been handled appallingly as has Aarons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Chelsea are so well-run like. Top to bottom they know what they're doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Why are Chelsea so consistently down at the bottom? Impressive. stem cells goat placentae blood doping the blood of virgins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Considering that Eva Carneiro is their physio it makes you wonder why they don't get injured to get to visit the sick room more often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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