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Top Five good looking NUFC players.


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Got to be the most gay thread in the history of the world ever!!! While we're on the subject of looks though, doesn't Reading's James Harper look like a dinosaur.

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Our squad isn't exactly blessed with g ood looking individuals.  I'd think most people would say Owen.

 

I've always thought of Kaka as being a good looking bastard, though.  :parky:

 

Kaka hasn't got much going for him like.

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Our squad isn't exactly blessed with g ood looking individuals.  I'd think most people would say Owen.

 

I've always thought of Kaka as being a good looking bastard, though.  :parky:

 

Kaka hasn't got much going for him like.

 

Puhleez, this is the gayest thread ever and you guys should all be burned at stake, like in the old days.

 

Right, now that we have that out of the way...

 

... what are you thinking man! Kaka's been hot since playing in the scorching sun for Sao Paulo.

 

(Did I just use the word 'hot' to describe another male?) (Please burn me.)

 

Oh, and you lot are wankers, Smith up there? MILNER? Wtf... I don't think even his own mum'd shag him.

 

Here's my top:

 

5: Undecided.

4: Undecided.

3: Edgar.

2: Beye.

1: Mickey.

 

 

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This has the potential to be the gayest thread ever, but anyway...

 

Who, in order, are the top five best looking NUFC players?

 

I am no expert on such matters, but I would say:

 

5. Steve Harper

4. David Rozehnal

3. Shola Ameobi

2. Michael Owen

1. David Edgar

 

What do you think?

 

You don't half come out with some shite, it has to be said. 

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I think you're pretty handsome, Tsunami. Giz a kiss.

 

I'll change my avatar back & you can kiss the screen.

 

Please, lock the thread.

 

PS. If I have 10 pints of Mad Dog in the Barking Dog & see Steve Harper & mistake him for Shay Given it still doesn't mean I think he's a hansome bloke (Shay not Steve) & will tell him I think he's one of the top 5 best looking players at the club.

 

I will ask him what he's doing there 2 hours before a home match & that he'd better not frequent the place at any other time.

 

Please, lock the thread.

 

 

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