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Guest Ebolarama

Awwww, bless 'im, he looks chuffed to bits. And why not, really!

 

She doesn't look quite so sun blasted in other shots. Very beautiful woman. Lucky sod.

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Notice how not a single one of his team mates attended the wedding :lol:

 

They'd be the last thing on my mind :D

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Why the fuck wasn't Luque in Austria with the rest of the squad? He could have gotten married weeks ago in his own fucking time the fucking waster!!!

 

The sooner he's out of the club the better!!! And let's not buy any more Spanish wasters!!!

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Why the f*** wasn't Luque in Austria with the rest of the squad? He could have gotten married weeks ago in his own f****** time the f****** waster!!!

 

The sooner he's out of the club the better!!! And let's not buy any more Spanish wasters!!!

 

I agree, something as small as getting married is a pretty insignificant event compared to a pre-pre season holiday.. erm training camp in Austria..  Looney :lol:

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"Boss Sam Allardyce questions sexuality of Luque as he arrives for training days after getting married to stunning model" - NUFC World

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luque doesn't give a f*** about NUFC.

 

And Owen has the club crest tattooed upon his chest, I take it?

 

he was at the training camp, but you nearly got the point eh

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luque doesn't give a f*** about NUFC.

 

And Owen has the club crest tattooed upon his chest, I take it?

 

he was at the training camp, but you nearly got the point eh

 

Oh dear. We've got a live one, here.

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luque doesn't give a f*** about NUFC.

 

And Owen has the club crest tattooed upon his chest, I take it?

 

he was at the training camp, but you nearly got the point eh

 

Oh dear. We've got a live one, here.

 

what?

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Perhaps Senora Luque wears the trousers in this relationship and had to have the wedding when she wasn't working.

 

 

does she look like she works?

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Perhaps Senora Luque wears the trousers in this relationship and had to have the wedding when she wasn't working.

 

 

does she look like she works?

 

Doesn't is say she's a model?

 

and your point being?

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That involves twice the workload that Albert's done in two years.

 

both stand around looking pretty for their money tbf.

 

nice work if you can get it

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Why the f*** wasn't Luque in Austria with the rest of the squad? He could have gotten married weeks ago in his own f****** time the f****** waster!!!

 

The sooner he's out of the club the better!!! And let's not buy any more Spanish wasters!!!

 

I agree, something as small as getting married is a pretty insignificant event compared to a pre-pre season holiday.. erm training camp in Austria..  Looney :lol:

 

Tbf he will do anything to get out of training.

 

 

 

Next Week: Luque tends olive farm while teamates do cardiovascular and stretching work.

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Barton will nail the posh bitch I bet, and he'll get Luque to mop his brow while he does it

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