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An Ode to Stephen Carr


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I was very much distressed by the news of Carr's imminent departure.  In his honour I have composed the following poem:

 

Pick up your boots and go now man

Get off the treatment couch

To Portsmouth or perhaps West Ham

Or some other mugs down South

Your head's too big, your legs have gone

The pies did all the damage

So piss off when the season's done

Aye you and Peter Ramage.

 

:iamatwat:

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To the tune, Dianna Ross - I will survive

 

Stephen now go, walk out the door

you fat b@stard, you arn't welcome anymore

you made our defence crumble, and made the fans cry

We caught you at Greggs, eating a quick half time pie

but we will survive,

hey, hey

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all i wanna do is say, fuck you

'cuz you can't play football stephen carr

you really changed games

cuz' no one is slower than you are....

 

 

 

to  Tah Geggy's - Driving In My Car

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I was very much distressed by the news of Carr's imminent departure.  In his honour I have composed the following poem:

 

Pick up your boots and go now man

Get off the treatment couch

To Portsmouth or perhaps West Ham

Or some other mugs down South

Your head's too big, your legs have gone

The pies did all the damage

So piss off when the season's done

Aye you and Peter Ramage.

 

:iamatwat:

 

well played

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Yes, this slagging off is disgraceful.  May I offer the following:

 

He's fat, he's round

He can't jump off the ground

Stephen Carr, Stephen Carr

He's shit, unfit

We'll miss him a little bit (as he was decent this season when called upon to be fair)

Stephen Carr, Stephen Carr

 

:pow:

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