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Incredibly useless. Shite on the ground, in the air, no pace, no movement, no idea how to use strength, cant mark, cant read the game

 

HAS to be the worst striker in this league, without seeing 80% of them play

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Guest frazernufc

He had a decent spell mid way through the second half and even managed a step over !

Other than that complete and utter bull shit

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Didn't think he was that bad. Missed a decent chance, and had a hand in the goal. Could have been better, but he's been much, much worse.

 

He spent the entire game giving the ball away in very good positions, he's a sunday league player and each one of our managers in the last 5 years should have forced him out

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Guest Stephen927

There was a moment before the end where he jogged casually onto a diagonal ball and time seemed to stand still, the opposition defender was just taken in by his easy going playing style and couldn't get there before him. It was quite incredible.

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His most accurate shot was the one he aimed at harper's head. That's the first time I've seen him get a decent strike in.

 

haaha I know, as well as being fucking useless he also managed to knack our own keeper off the field. yes he was trying to stop it going in but it was probably his fault that we lost the ball further up the bloody pitch..

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He even likes Barry Manilow

 

 

 

His name was Shola

he was a Big Girl

 

with yellow stripes upon his strip

and a dress the big black dip

 

he would fall

and do the cha cha

 

and while he tried to be a star

his shots floated past the Bar

 

he fell upon the floor

the clown was 6ft 4

 

Carol was young they had each other

who could ask for more.

 

At Shola- Shola-banana

 

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