Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_Ranger That is fucking quality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 This is by far the most interesting signing so far just because of his myspace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Kaizero. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Imagine if he becomes one of the best strikers in the league lol. Him on 100k a week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_Ranger That is fucking quality Agreed, brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 The Wiki page has gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 That deletion was quick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 "20:48, 8 August 2008 Brianga (Talk | contribs) deleted "Nile Ranger" (Speedy deleted per (CSD G10), was a attack page intented to disparage its subject. using TW)" Aww Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 {{Infobox Football biography | playername = Nile Ranger | image = [[image:L ce2eec976297d53561089da66bdd5ab9.jpg|200px]] | fullname = Nile Ranger | cityofbirth = [[?]] | countryofbirth = [[England]] | currentclub = [[Newcastle United F.C.|Newcastle United]] | position = [[striker]] | years = 2008 - ? | clubs = [[ Newcastle United F.C.|Newcastle United]] | caps(goals) = 0 (0) }} '''Nile Ranger''' Nile Ranger is an English [[footballer]] playing for Newcastle United. He was signed on August 8th 2008 after being sacked from his old club [[southampton F.C.]] for "being a cunt and breaking into places". He was first spotted at St. James' Park in the friendly match between [[Newcastle United F.C.]] and the Dutch side [[PSV Eindhoven]], starting a massive online debate on whether the club had signed [[bafetimbi Gomis]] or another player with [[dreads]]. If he ever makes the [[Newcastle United F.C.]] first team, it is feared that mongs in the audience will start a chant based on the [[soulja Boy]] hit [[Crank That (Soulja Boy)]] going along the lines of "Ranger, Ranger. Superman that hoe!" In his spare time he appears to enjoy being a part of the young people of [[britain]] today who enjoys destroying the [[King's English]] by speaking a street language hardly understandable to man. For those who missed it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Should make one that is not an attack....Cant really deny some of the stuff when we have quotes from his mys space. http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2425/42299241gc6.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Been at work since midday and just got in. Have to say these past 6 pages have made for some interesting reading! Sounds like abit of an arse like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Should make one that is not an attack....Cant really deny some of the stuff when we have quotes from his mys space. http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2425/42299241gc6.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 :lol: This thread. Zamblera won't know whats hit him. He's just learning the language, and now he's got Nile as his striking partner... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 :lol: This thread. Zamblera won't know whats hit him. He's just learning the language, and now he's got Nile as his striking partner... Ranger is gonna mess up the way Zamblera learns English. Zamblera will be all "If that bloke is English and has it as his mother tounge, then what the hell am I learning?" And before we all know it we'll have to be all "Fabio, Fabio! Superman that hoe!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 He was bound to be on youtube too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 My nightmares will now consist of him breaking into the first XI and chants from the stands going "Ranger, Ranger! Superman that hoe!" Quote of the thread right there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I can see him and Joey hitting it off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 http://a619.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_57b89ccccc521c2d589777d9d030d66a.gif Bafetimbi Gomis? No. Royston Drenthe? No. We get a completely obnoxious 17 year old delinquent who was binned by Southampton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I still don't understand why writing the truth was an attack on a person worthy of deleting my fine Wiki article Silly Wiki article moderator cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I can see him and Joey hitting it off. Im sure Joey can take him under his wing, it could be mutually beneficial. Joey can add violence to his thieving and vice versa. Its the new Bonnie and Clyde. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I still don't understand why writing the truth was an attack on a person worthy of deleting my fine Wiki article Silly Wiki article moderator cunts. You know it's still there, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I still don't understand why writing the truth was an attack on a person worthy of deleting my fine Wiki article Silly Wiki article moderator cunts. You know it's still there, right? Have you seen the original? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I still don't understand why writing the truth was an attack on a person worthy of deleting my fine Wiki article Silly Wiki article moderator cunts. You know it's still there, right? Have you seen the original? Yeah, it's in the jpeg above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Playing Position: gangsta Who did that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I still don't understand why writing the truth was an attack on a person worthy of deleting my fine Wiki article Silly Wiki article moderator cunts. You know it's still there, right? Have you seen the original? Yeah, it's in the jpeg above. Then you see the clear difference, right The new one is like "Extra Strong Chili Pizza" without Chili added. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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