La Parka Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 f*** off all of you. This thread is doing no harm, if you don't like it don't read it. I hope he f***ing comes good so all you lot can stop your bitching and moaning. Ranger forever. I wish all of this Ranger stuff would stop now. It's tedious as f***. Don't read the thread? Even when it crosses over into every other thread? He is in the first team too? Zomgz. Zomgz? ZOMG!!!1eleven11!! I R TOOJ. I R SERIOUSZ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Can we get a Nile Wept smiley, far more interesting than jesus crying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 It doesn't lighten the mood though, because it's annoying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 In the interests of economic stability, ranger may be our only hope. http://newcastleonline.spreadshirt.net/en/GB/Shop/Article/Index/article/Nile-8082438 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I'm gonna fucking kill the guy if you carry on. Got that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 He's going to save our season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 You cant kill nile ranger, he is like chuck norris combined with Vin Diesel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 It did get boring, like, ages ago though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 He's going to save our season. If he does then this thread would really be worth it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 He's going to save our season. If he does then this thread would really be worth it The egg will be everywhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Some people really do need to learn that everyone does not have the same humour, and not try to push their non-existant humour onto the ones that has actual humour. I mean, I've shown this thread to people not even into football for a laugh, and a laugh it was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 So did I when it got to like 8 pages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 People just need to lighten up tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I mean, I've shown this thread to people not even into football for a laugh Now that is a bit sad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 It's thread of the year for a reason ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 The people whinging about this being boring are just as annoying as Adam^ et al. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I don't really mind as long as it doesn't start spilling over to other threads, which it has a bit. That said, there's definitely something a little bit unsettling about the whole thing to me. I'd feel weird obsessing about what is basically a 17 year old kid who has scored a few goals for the reserves. Odds are he'll amount to nothing sadly, given our record with bringing youngsters through. Obviously hope I'm wrong and he turns out to be the next Ronaldo, but chances are he'll be the next Michael Chopra, only with "swagga". Also, I know for most people this is just a little bit of a laugh. Few people need to have a look at themselves though tbh, I'm dreading the day the thread title contains 'Nile Convention on Saturday Week' or something to that effect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I don't really mind as long as it doesn't start spilling over to other threads, which it has a bit. That said, there's definitely something a little bit unsettling about the whole thing to me. I'd feel weird obsessing about what is basically a 17 year old kid who has scored a few goals for the reserves. Odds are he'll amount to nothing sadly, given our record with bringing youngsters through. Obviously hope I'm wrong and he turns out to be the next Ronaldo, but chances are he'll be the next Michael Chopra, only with "swagga". Also, I know for most people this is just a little bit of a laugh. Few people need to have a look at themselves though tbh, I'm dreading the day the thread title contains 'Nile Convention on Saturday Week' or something to that effect. That's a fuckin excellent idea actually! Where do I sign up for a membership card? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I don't really mind as long as it doesn't start spilling over to other threads, which it has a bit. That said, there's definitely something a little bit unsettling about the whole thing to me. I'd feel weird obsessing about what is basically a 17 year old kid who has scored a few goals for the reserves. Odds are he'll amount to nothing sadly, given our record with bringing youngsters through. Obviously hope I'm wrong and he turns out to be the next Ronaldo, but chances are he'll be the next Michael Chopra, only with "swagga". Also, I know for most people this is just a little bit of a laugh. Few people need to have a look at themselves though tbh, I'm dreading the day the thread title contains 'Nile Convention on Saturday Week' or something to that effect. That's a fuckin excellent idea actually! Where do I sign up for a membership card? People attending should all dress up like straight bananas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I've got my STR8888888 Banana costume from our last convention, so that's me sorted for this one. This Saturday in Kaizero's basement? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 At the end of the day, if the Nile stuff spilling over into other threads bothers people THAT much, then there are other Newcastle forums they can go to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 At the end of the day, if the Nile stuff spilling over into other threads bothers people THAT much, then there are other Newcastle forums they can go to. Thats a load of rhubarb. Just keep the drivel in here and out of the other threads. Consider it a kind of special class for the emotionally subnormal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 At the end of the day, if the Nile stuff spilling over into other threads bothers people THAT much, then there are other Newcastle forums they can go to. Thats a load of rhubarb. Just keep the drivel in here and out of the other threads. Consider it a kind of special class for the emotionally subnormal. Fuck off and lighten up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 At the end of the day, if the Nile stuff spilling over into other threads bothers people THAT much, then there are other Newcastle forums they can go to. Thats a load of rhubarb. Just keep the drivel in here and out of the other threads. Consider it a kind of special class for the emotionally subnormal. Fuck off and lighten up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Fucking hell, the fact we've got a promising youngster coming through the ranks is one of the only glimmers of joy we've got at the moment, of course he's going to get a lot of attention. We're not going to sign any established top flight star are we? And when people are having a crack on about someone in the club they're always going to joke about and exaggerate their traits. Viduka's fat and eats pies, Joey Barton's a career criminal, Joe Kinnear tells everyone he meets to fuck off and eat a cock, Nile Ranger types in baffling London rude-boy slang and bangs in reserve goals with seemingly super-human regularity which has led some people to bestow on him a Jack Baur-style infallible messiah quality, which is what all the stuff about him being able to score fromt he half way line with a pelvic thrust is taking the piss out of. If when Ranger's mentioned you don't want any more than the facts and figures and his banana and custard free Queens English quotes then read the fucking match programme instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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