Cashley Caption Comp...

[Bad Mongo]

That's brilliant, S.S.R.

[Gash]

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This is whats worth $860m, bargain.

[Carlito]

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One day, Dennis...all of this will be yours.

[Neil]

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"I'm actually holding the microphone. What can I say, I'm talented."

[Dinho lad]

"This is the hand that I use for masturbation."

[Gash]

"This is the hand that I use for masturbation."

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[dilligaf]

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One day, Dennis...all of this will be yours.

 

What, the curtains?

[S.S.R.]

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[Dokko]

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Fuking show off!

 

Brilliant stuff. 

[nobby_solano]

'i'll get this jedi mind trick sorted sooner or later...'

[McCormick]

"Hi my name's mike ashley, i bought newcastle football club in a dire state at a bargain-basement price, while in turn liberating it's loyal following from the tyranny and absolute pestilence of the previous regime. I gave them a new-found hope; promising verdant fields of gold and talked of a beautiful future standing alongside kings while polishing our spoils. I took advantage of their naivite, dismissing the big-headed burden on our club and brought back the biggest hero the club had ever seen. I sat alongside them to gain their trust, i liquored them up so they were too inebriated to investigate... That's when i decided to shake things up by appointing meaningless people to sit beside me in the stands, in a desperate attempt to make it seem like i knew how to run a football club. I spent very little, veeeeery little, despite having a thread-bare squad and assembled a backroom staff that underpinned the manager i appointed. He walked out. The fans went ballistic. The club is in the shit again.

Why am i smiling though? Oh that's cause i still think that someone's gonna pay 480 million quid for a mid-table, managerless, unsettled, poisoned chalice of a club... and maybe because i'm a little drunk."

[McCormick]

Bit long for a caption maybe....

[Alberto2005]

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"I learnt this one from Nile Ranger, speak to hand bruv cuz the face aint listening, wickedddd"

[Dinho lad]

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[Dinho lad]

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"I love pissing off toon fans, I really do!"

 

:dave:

[Guest SuperShola!]

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I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

[Mistle17]

"....So there he was, Keegan, cryin' on tha fackin flaw...an I says..."

[Guest firetotheworks]

No word other than 'CUNT' enters my mind, soz.

[M4]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mike-ashley-fires-chris-hughton.jpg

[Disco]

What is it with rich folk and blue/white stripey shirts? Sheff Wed aren't even good anymore.

[Cunning_Linguist]

"Just a small town boy, born and raised in south Catford"

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

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'I'm a fucking cunt, and thats the top and bottom of it really'.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

"I can see it now, Champions of League Two and a wage bill of £100k a year."

[Guest Haris Vuckic]

Im a cunt.

[Cunning_Linguist]

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"I was in the east end making sure no one was selling trackie bottoms cheaper than me when I suddenly realised that I had not fucked about with people lives for a while so whilst I was eating my 3rd portion of Pie and Mash I thought to myself, I know I will buy Newcastle United."