Disco Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Daily Express - JOEY BARTON KILLED LADY DIANA Daily Mail - JOEY BARTON IS WORSE THAN IMMIGRANTS, ASYLUM SEEKERS, THE UNEMPLOYED, BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS, GAYS AND GYPSIES PUT TOGETHER JOEY BARTON HAS THE MARK OF THE BEAST Financial Times - WHAT WAS BARTON'S ROLE IN ICELANDIC BANKING COLLAPSE ? Independent -Joey Barton and the effect he is having on the worlds climate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spizz energi Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I heard he's being questioned tomorrow about the death of Princess Diana. His house is also full of Police - looking for the head of Oliver Cromwell apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nameless Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sick Barton in two-in-a-bed sex shocker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sick Barton in two-in-a-bed sex shocker. Sick Barton in one-in-a-bed sex shocker! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "RACIST BARTON VOTED AGAINST OBAMA" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Police set to quiz Barton over Lucan whereabouts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "BARTON ATE MY HORSE" - says Shergar owner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "BARTON IS A HATER" - claim royal society of the self righteous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 You know, a few weeks back, some guy on ESPN said that it was a disgrace that Joey Barton was allowed to continue to play football. He brought it up out of respect for his "good friend in Manchester" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "RACIST BARTON VOTED AGAINST OBAMA" RACIST BARTON ASSASINATES OBAMA! THEN SHAGS HILARY CLINTON Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 you're all so wacky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 BARTON FAILS TO SIGNAL CORRECTLY WHEN APPROACHING ROUNDABOUT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sky TV announce a new feature via the RED button; "Barton Cam"....... Watch him going about his every day life, maybe, just maybe he will do something that you can all become really annoyed about, then we could write a strongly worded letter demanding action!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jawesome Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "RACIST BARTON VOTED AGAINST OBAMA" RACIST BARTON ASSASINATES OBAMA! THEN DONKEY PUNCHES HILARY CLINTON WHILE KISSING THE BADGE ON HIS NEWCASTLE SHIRT. FYP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Bulgers murderer named, and its no suprise He was given a new identity, but the sun can today reveal the new identity of the child killer that shocked Britain. Joey Bartons true identity is John Venables. Hope this isnt taken as bad taste! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Lip readers confirm - Barton 'supports Paedos'. Even worse......other Lip Reading experts say "Barton wears Speedos" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bovineblue Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 BARTON IN GOAL SHOCKER! An anonomous source at turmoil ridden Newcastle United has reported the bad boy Joey Barton has be on the quest to upset the Premier league by his vile intention to score goals. Not only is this behaviour threatening the puching bag status we at the press have enjoyed at Newcastle but it is also believed that Barton is trying to get other players at the club to adopt his wicked ways. Club officials were unavailable for comment on the issue, mainly because we didn't bother to contact them. Barton is a disgrace to the Premiership and should be shot or something. - Louise Taylor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 you're all so wacky I dont get it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 BREAKING NEWS On the 22nd November, 1963 John F. Kennedy was assassinated, there has been mass scandal over the last 45 years over who killed JFK, but... It can now be confirmed, that it was indeed Joey Barton. Although Barton was 'supposedly' unborn at the time, a pathetic excuse it must be said, there has been new evidence brought to the FBI, a clear camera view showing Barton, with a sniper rifle, aiming at JFK. There has been question marks over the evidence, as the video is in full colour, in a field, and has a date in the bottom right of the screen that is much later than the actual incident, but these factors have been deemed irrelevant and Barton is clearly guilty. English police have approached the Barton household, but he is refusing to be taken away and there is now a fracas occurring. The images are not clear and there is no sound, but Mr. Barton has been seen shouting 'milk bottle' to an albino officer, by our lip reader, Louise Taylor, although Barton is white himself, this is clearly racist and he will be charged for his actions, without trial. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 And Lo, the Roman leader called Pontius Pilate did call unto the crowds below, and he did make a bargain with his people for the life of the one they called The Messiah... "Free Joey Barton! Free Joey Barton!" they cried. And so it was that Pilate did send The Messiah to die un the Cross. And all because of that cunt Barton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest albert Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 and then Joey, Russell and Jonathan said live on BBC radio 2 " YOU SHAGGED HER" russell the cock resigned johnny ive a nice red coat was suspended on 200 million quid a day Joey served the rest of his 6 match suspended ban because the cock poll moaned in front of 132 viewes on setnata " beye deserves the red" sorry in my mind it made sense = how about leave him alone you press t""ts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Newcastle interim manager Joe Kinnear has tipped controversial midfielder Joey Barton for a shock England call-up. (Daily Mirror) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 and then Joey, Russell and Jonathan said live on BBC radio 2 " YOU SHAGGED HER" russell the cock resigned johnny ive a nice red coat was suspended on 200 million quid a day Joey served the rest of his 6 match suspended ban because the cock poll moaned in front of 132 viewes on setnata " beye deserves the red" sorry in my mind it made sense = how about leave him alone you press t""ts http://www.herts.police.uk/crystal/images/talktofrank.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton was spotted late last evening walking around the Bigg Market sporting an I LOVE ASHLEY t-shirt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spizz energi Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 DNA test proves Barton illegitimate son of Glitter & Hindley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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