Benwell Lad Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "After receiving no punishment from the FA this week for doing absolutely nothing, Joey Barton may be hiding weapons of mass destruction in his Tyneside home and could face a possible UN resolution and sanctions". I invite anyone to come up with a better JB shock horror sensation which could then be plagiarized by those fine fellows in Her Majesty's Press to save them the bother of writing any real news. BTW we've already had :- CENTRAL MIDFIELDER TACKLES OPPONENT - SHOCK HORROR FOOTBALLER KISSES BADGE - SENSATION ! JOEY BARTON ATE MY HAMSTER and JOEY BARTON IN NAZI THEMED CALL GIRL ORGY - EXCLUSIVE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 JOEY BARTON GIVES A.I.D.S. TO ORPHANS, REMAINS UNAPOLOGETIC - Louise Taylor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 THE SUN'S undercover reporters yesterday captured amazing images of Joey Barton enjoying a pie, giving more weight to the popular theory, that Barton is responsible for world hunger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 THE SUN'S undercover reporters yesterday captured amazing images of Joey Barton enjoying a pie, giving more weight to the popular theory, that Barton is responsible for world hunger. OMG i KNEW it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Lip readers confirm - Barton 'supports Paedos'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Exclusive interview with Lucifer: Joey Barton is the reason i waged war on God. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Exclusive interview with Lucifer: Joey Barton is the reason i waged war on God. When pressed on the matter further, Lucifer admitted that he IS Joey Barton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Exclusive interview with Lucifer: Joey Barton is the reason i waged war on God. When pressed on the matter further, Lucifer admitted that he IS Joey Barton dun dun duh!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Daily Express - JOEY BARTON KILLED LADY DIANA Daily Mail - JOEY BARTON IS WORSE THAN IMMIGRANTS, ASYLUM SEEKERS, THE UNEMPLOYED, BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS, GAYS AND GYPSIES PUT TOGETHER JOEY BARTON HAS THE MARK OF THE BEAST Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Shipman's Suicide Note - 'Barton made me do it' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 These are almost like anti Chuck Norris jokes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I hear he voted for McCain, the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Lip readers confirm - Barton 'supports Paedos'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barton has a holiday home somewhere near Praia de Luz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barton buys kitchen utensils - JUDGEMENT DAY IS UPON US !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barton spotted wearing shirt that states "If you can read this, I left my backpack on the tube". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barton spotted wearing shirt that states "If you can read this, I left my backpack on the tube". mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Daily Express - JOEY BARTON KILLED LADY DIANA Daily Mail - JOEY BARTON IS WORSE THAN IMMIGRANTS, ASYLUM SEEKERS, THE UNEMPLOYED, BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS, GAYS AND GYPSIES PUT TOGETHER JOEY BARTON HAS THE MARK OF THE BEAST Financial Times - WHAT WAS BARTON'S ROLE IN ICELANDIC BANKING COLLAPSE ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swissmag Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barton spotted wearing shirt that states "If you can read this, I left my backpack on the tube". At least one good in joke in a boring thread... :-)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jawesome Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Barton issues rallying call to Nick Griffin..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 In other news, messrs Barton and Glitter were spotted scouting future talent for NUFC at the local park in Durham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallihg Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Gameshow host: "Alright Joey here's your final puzzle: PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU N_GGERS" Barton: "Niggers". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barton kidnapped madeline says the sun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Gameshow host: "Alright Joey here's your final puzzle: PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU N_GGERS" Barton: "Niggers". mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallihg Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Gameshow host: "Alright Joey here's your final puzzle: PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU N_GGERS" Barton: "Niggers". were have i heard that one before. its from South Park i belive right? were the dad have to choose a letter to discribe people who annoy you and he says "im a have to go for an I" and the the answer is A, NAGGERS, haha great show Randy Marsh, yes you are correct, but he actually said "niggers" on live television Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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