LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I hope Man U sign at least one top class striker to bump Owen further down the striker pecking order. Hopefully he'll be to Man U what Ameobi is to NUFC. I laugh at how Owen tries to dismiss his entire 4 years with NUFC as "a poor spell" as if it was just a small blip. I'd love to be able to get away with that on my CV. Interviewer "What have you done in the last 4 years?" Me "That was a poor spell but I was really good before that time and I will be again!" Interviewer "That's a good answer." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Has he still not had one word to say about our relegation? The man is a fucking disgrace. Captain of our club ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Surprised he passed a medical, tbh. Did the lack of a heart not concern them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 How will Owen react if he does get back in the England squad and then Taggart tells him to pull a sickie every time a friendly is coming up so he doesn't play? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 What's that strange, unfamiliar thing on Owen's face. I've never seen him with one of those before. Hang on, its coming to me, it's.....it's...... OMfuckingG its a SMILE!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I think Viz should re-design their character Spawny Twat so that he looks like Michael Owen I actually know one of the Viz artists' sons, I might ask him if they can do something about Michael Owen. And it's Spawny Get, not Spawny Twat btw. But the sentiment stands, he ends up helping out a professor that has made a cartoon-channel on TV that's powered by sex with porn stars and eating sweets at the end of every issue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 hope he breaks every possible mettatarsel and all his horses get foot n mouth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I fucking hate Michael Owen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Magpie007 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 good luck to the lad I hope it works out well for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 If theres one phrase that springs to mind over this it's *CHEATS ALWAYS PROSPER* If I was given three wishes by a passing genie, then one of them would be that Owen does his usual thing of 50% of the season on the sick list, and he misses a penalty in the last minute of the last game of the season which relegates Man U. Not going to happen of course anyways, because I have no doubt that Fergie has made sure that Owen has many clauses in his contract regarding his fondness for being on the sick, and not pulling his weight when he's needed. good luck to the lad I hope it works out well for him. I hope that isn't f******** serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I think Owen would be behind cash, NUFC winning something and world peace for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I think Owen would be behind cash, NUFC winning something and world peace for me. Quite so - but I won't let it get in the way of spitting venom at the b*st*rd via a footie forum.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Michael Owen stands for everything I hate with regards to football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Michael Owen stands for everything I hate with regards to football. I echo those sentiments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I think Owen would be behind cash, NUFC winning something and world peace for me. Perhaps NUFC could win Owen's head on a spike? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Man U fan's reaction on another board to the pic of Owen in their new shirt Not sure what depresses me more, the signing or the new kit. Still, i'm gonna be optimistic and trust in Sir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Magpie007 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 If theres one phrase that springs to mind over this it's *CHEATS ALWAYS PROSPER* If I was given three wishes by a passing genie, then one of them would be that Owen does his usual thing of 50% of the season on the sick list, and he misses a penalty in the last minute of the last game of the season which relegates Man U. Not going to happen of course anyways, because I have no doubt that Fergie has made sure that Owen has many clauses in his contract regarding his fondness for being on the sick, and not pulling his weight when he's needed. good luck to the lad I hope it works out well for him. I hope that isn't f******** serious. no point in being a bitter a fit in form Owen could help England do well in the world cup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 no point in being a bitter a fit in form Owen could help England do well in the world cup Can't be a true Newcastle fan if you aren't bitter about Owen apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I'll support him if he gets back in an England shirt (I think Alex has done Capello a big favour here), but I don't wish him well at all. He doesn't deserve that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 The same Owen who let us down in 2000, 2002, 2004 and to a lesser extent in 2006 could help us win the world cup? He wont even be there, and rightfully so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 No idea about this 'let us down' arguement' - just baffling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 The only thing that Owen can do for England is lower the standard of the team. Capello never liked him before he bombed at Newcastle with his miserable attitude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 No idea about this 'let us down' arguement' - just baffling. Are you for real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 No idea about this 'let us down' arguement' - just baffling. He was shite in all of the above tournaments genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Nah, he wasn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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