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Guest firetotheworks

It says on page 12 he is cool.............................. the fonz was cool as well but that doesn't make him Everton number 10 material.

 

Cool Rule Number 1: Those who are cool, do not describe themselves as cool.

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

Christ this is cringeworthy.

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/19/article-1194209-0567D078000005DC-428_148x112_popup.jpg

 

I also love how this brochure is available in Italian and Spanish on request.

 

Imagine if Lyon or someone had fancied taking a punt on him? :lol:

 

lmfao at that shit. I know it's never good to wish harm to another human but I really wouldn't mind if Owen broke both legs tomorrow.

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Guest firetotheworks

I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try.

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I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try.

If he manages to get a move in the summer, I can only imagine that the rest of the players in his new club's dressing room are just going to royally take the piss out of him - on a daily basis.

I assume he has considered how it will look amongst his fellow professionals  :undecided:

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I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try.

If he manages to get a move in the summer, I can only imagine that the rest of the players in his new club's dressing room are just going to royally take the piss out of him - on a daily basis.

I assume he has considered how it will look amongst his fellow professionals  :undecided:

 

He will be earning more than them so dont think it will be a big problem.

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I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try.

If he manages to get a move in the summer, I can only imagine that the rest of the players in his new club's dressing room are just going to royally take the piss out of him - on a daily basis.

I assume he has considered how it will look amongst his fellow professionals  :undecided:

I read a comment on BBC 606 from someone who claimed to work in football that these brochures are not uncommon. He said they get sent out even for players who are supposedly happy at their club and still have plenty of time to run on their contracts.

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Guest firetotheworks

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg

 

Its not supposed to be funny btw. Im deadly serious.

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At this point, I have to question the legitimacy of anyone claiming to be an nufc fan and defending the guy.

 

He's taken the piss out of your club for years and continues to do it even after 'kicking' his last ball

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Guest wshmag

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

some of the words describing him in that brochure is just laughable and sheer bullshit! :lol: "Dynamic!" :pow: "Loyal" :smitten: "Charismatic" "Cool" :coolsmiley:

 

I bet he's really embarrassed. :lol:

 

i bet he's far from embarrassed.

 

the cunt's ego is fucking massive. he'll be thinking it's really cool, the fucking shitehawk.

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/19/article-1194209-0567CED7000005DC-858_148x112_popup.jpg

 

Thought the third paragraph was interesting

 

(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1194209/MICHAEL-OWEN-BROCHURE-The-complete-32-page-agents-dossier-fallen-Newcastle-star-England-striker.html?ITO=1490 the whole brochure for those interested)

 

Wasn't James born just after he moved here?

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http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg

 

Its not supposed to be funny btw. Im deadly serious.

 

:lol:

 

More like the real Michael Owen. Get it sent to the Daily Mail.

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I'd be very very surprised if Owen gets a contract on 50K a week anywhere else! And Ashely were willing to offer him 75K a week back in January or was it even more?

 

That's a prfect example how fucked our current wages policy is...

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Strange obsession with horses - Bit of a twat - Obsessed with England

Weak as piss - Boring as fuck - Not the player he was by a long shot

Symbolic of modern football - One trick pony turned no trick pony - Too rich

Uninspiring - No Craig Bellamy - Completely alienated NUFC fans

Always fucking injured - Worst ever Newcastle captain - £100,000+ a fucking week!

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