Skirge Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 He will only slag the entire club,City and fans off in his next book, "Michael Owen The Injury Years" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 It says on page 12 he is cool.............................. the fonz was cool as well but that doesn't make him Everton number 10 material. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 It says on page 12 he is cool.............................. the fonz was cool as well but that doesn't make him Everton number 10 material. Cool Rule Number 1: Those who are cool, do not describe themselves as cool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Christ this is cringeworthy. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/19/article-1194209-0567D078000005DC-428_148x112_popup.jpg I also love how this brochure is available in Italian and Spanish on request. Imagine if Lyon or someone had fancied taking a punt on him? lmfao at that shit. I know it's never good to wish harm to another human but I really wouldn't mind if Owen broke both legs tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try. If he manages to get a move in the summer, I can only imagine that the rest of the players in his new club's dressing room are just going to royally take the piss out of him - on a daily basis. I assume he has considered how it will look amongst his fellow professionals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmk Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try. If he manages to get a move in the summer, I can only imagine that the rest of the players in his new club's dressing room are just going to royally take the piss out of him - on a daily basis. I assume he has considered how it will look amongst his fellow professionals He will be earning more than them so dont think it will be a big problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I still cant get my head around this mind. Its like something a comedy programme would come up with as a pisstake on the brochure. Its self parody basically. Im struggling to find the adjectives to compete. Give me a bit and I'll try. If he manages to get a move in the summer, I can only imagine that the rest of the players in his new club's dressing room are just going to royally take the piss out of him - on a daily basis. I assume he has considered how it will look amongst his fellow professionals I read a comment on BBC 606 from someone who claimed to work in football that these brochures are not uncommon. He said they get sent out even for players who are supposedly happy at their club and still have plenty of time to run on their contracts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg Its not supposed to be funny btw. Im deadly serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg Its not supposed to be funny btw. Im deadly serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wshmag Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i hope he's fucking mangled in a car crash, the fucking pitiful excuse of a fucking human. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 At this point, I have to question the legitimacy of anyone claiming to be an nufc fan and defending the guy. He's taken the piss out of your club for years and continues to do it even after 'kicking' his last ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i hope he's f***ing mangled in a car crash, the f***ing pitiful excuse of a f***ing human. And for once you're absolutely spot on, keep it up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 :lol: some of the words describing him in that brochure is just laughable and sheer bullshit! "Dynamic!" "Loyal" "Charismatic" "Cool" I bet he's really embarrassed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wshmag Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 :lol: some of the words describing him in that brochure is just laughable and sheer bullshit! "Dynamic!" "Loyal" "Charismatic" "Cool" I bet he's really embarrassed. i bet he's far from embarrassed. the cunt's ego is fucking massive. he'll be thinking it's really cool, the fucking shitehawk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 We need a countdown clock or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wshmag Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 We need a countdown clock or something. till his death? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/19/article-1194209-0567CED7000005DC-858_148x112_popup.jpg Thought the third paragraph was interesting (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1194209/MICHAEL-OWEN-BROCHURE-The-complete-32-page-agents-dossier-fallen-Newcastle-star-England-striker.html?ITO=1490 the whole brochure for those interested) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 It's about as interesting as a big brother contestant defecating Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/19/article-1194209-0567CED7000005DC-858_148x112_popup.jpg Thought the third paragraph was interesting (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1194209/MICHAEL-OWEN-BROCHURE-The-complete-32-page-agents-dossier-fallen-Newcastle-star-England-striker.html?ITO=1490 the whole brochure for those interested) Wasn't James born just after he moved here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg Its not supposed to be funny btw. Im deadly serious. More like the real Michael Owen. Get it sent to the Daily Mail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 "Global" slays me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 defensive (when questioned) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezeri Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I'd be very very surprised if Owen gets a contract on 50K a week anywhere else! And Ashely were willing to offer him 75K a week back in January or was it even more? That's a prfect example how fucked our current wages policy is... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Strange obsession with horses - Bit of a twat - Obsessed with England Weak as piss - Boring as fuck - Not the player he was by a long shot Symbolic of modern football - One trick pony turned no trick pony - Too rich Uninspiring - No Craig Bellamy - Completely alienated NUFC fans Always fucking injured - Worst ever Newcastle captain - £100,000+ a fucking week! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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