Shak Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Looks like a proper nonce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 That's a wig surely? A bad attempt at trying to win the scousers over by getting a Beatles barnet. Looks like a lesbian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 He looks about 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Minusmensch Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 That just can't be real. What the fuck is that thing on his head? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Please let that be real Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Worst syrup since Vialli. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonUltra Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Don't know if this has been posted yet, cant be arsed to trail through all the posts: If at all possible, this is what i would have done being MA. Ambramhovic: We want Torres.... Henry: We will only sell if we find a suitable replacement in time. Abram: What about that big lanky thing from up north, er...Newcastle? Henryl: Who, Andy Carroll....? Abram: Yeah, he's mint apparently. Henry: Ok, how much for Torres? Abram: Well, tell me how much Carroll will cost you and we will go from there... Henry to Mike: Hello Mike, can we buy Andy Carroll please, Torres is going to Chelsea but we need a replacement before we will sell him... Mike: He's got long hair you know? Henry: Yeah, we can trim it later so he looks like John Lennon. Mike: Ok, let's talk money first, how much? Henry: £25m Mike: No, i will never sell him for less than £35m Henry: Ok £35m it is. Mike to Ambram: Ok, so i understand you want Torres from Liverpool? Ambram: Yep, he's mint. Mike: Ok, so liverpool want Carroll to replace him...Let's get the ball rolling. Give us Sturridge, Liverpoool can have Carroll and you can have Torres...that way we all swap strikers and we are all happy. Abram: Sturridge said no. Your s***. Mike to Henry and Abram in a 3-way phone call: No Sturridge, No Carroll. No Carroll, no Torres..... Problemo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Brilliant post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Don't know if this has been posted yet, cant be arsed to trail through all the posts: If at all possible, this is what i would have done being MA. Ambramhovic: We want Torres.... Henry: We will only sell if we find a suitable replacement in time. Abram: What about that big lanky thing from up north, er...Newcastle? Henryl: Who, Andy Carroll....? Abram: Yeah, he's mint apparently. Henry: Ok, how much for Torres? Abram: Well, tell me how much Carroll will cost you and we will go from there... Henry to Mike: Hello Mike, can we buy Andy Carroll please, Torres is going to Chelsea but we need a replacement before we will sell him... Mike: He's got long hair you know? Henry: Yeah, we can trim it later so he looks like John Lennon. Mike: Ok, let's talk money first, how much? Henry: £25m Mike: No, i will never sell him for less than £35m Henry: Ok £35m it is. Mike to Ambram: Ok, so i understand you want Torres from Liverpool? Ambram: Yep, he's mint. Mike: Ok, so liverpool want Carroll to replace him...Let's get the ball rolling. Give us Sturridge, Liverpoool can have Carroll and you can have Torres...that way we all swap strikers and we are all happy. Abram: Sturridge said no. Your s***. Mike to Henry and Abram in a 3-way phone call: No Sturridge, No Carroll. No Carroll, no Torres..... Problemo? I was reluctant to come into this thread again, especially after lurking in the Ben Arfa thread but this just made it all worth it. Brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :lol: That can't be real :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slarth Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Where did that picture come from? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 'Looking for transvestites in your area? Andrea, 22, Gateshead wants to talk to you!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Wait, what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 "...and that wig makes him look a lot like one of The Beatles." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonUltra Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 A friend used to go to school with Andy when he lived in Low Fell. Apparently, he was a proper chav....cap, trackys the lot. Loved the tabs and Stella and got bullied about a bit by the bigger boys. I must admit, i'd like to see them have a go at him now like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Jesus Christ he looks like a member of One Direction. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What a fucking puff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Haha. To be fair though it's better than that greasy monstrosity he had before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Going off his previous ITK I am guessing Carroll has in fact got extensions and now looks like Rapunzel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 You've 'bumped into' Carroll in each corner of the UK and now you know his barber? Lovejoy is the male version of that girl from He's Just Not That Into You. I used to live with him at uni....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Btw, I have no idea if that pic is a pisstake or not, my mates status (hairdresser) just said 'check out andys hair in next Liverpool game, his nailed the Beatles look', or words to that affect. Could all be a joke, I've no idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Decent looking lad. Looked a way better footballer before though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 http://p.twimg.com/AdzilULCIAAiNuA.jpg Wicked song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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