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What 'decision' is there to be made though, seriously?

 

They either back Shearer and get on with the job or they don't. Is that really such a conundrum?

 

Presumably they mean conclusion rather than decision?

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What 'decision' is there to be made though, seriously?

 

They either back Shearer and get on with the job or they don't. Is that really such a conundrum?

 

Appears to be, wasn;t this the whole crutch with KK back at the start of last season when he walked. 

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Well that was just goofy ...

 

Looks like a cockup is on the cards after that little stunt.

 

Let me make sure I understand this. Llambas says he will talk to SSN in an hour but then David Craig is told it won't be happening after all?

 

Lord have mercy ...

 

 

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Well, ok, they better sell the club and fuck off asap.  Appointing Shearer is the last chance they could get the things back to the right track, and now they still hesitate to do so / couldn't provide what Shearer wants.  Mother fuckers.

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Guest Magpiecn

Shearer's masterplan is to keep them negotiating with him all summer so that they don't have time to deal with bids for our better players.

But we dont have time to buy players that we need.

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Derek Lammbias was just on SSN again outside St Jame's saying, "NOTHING TO SEE HERE" while Mike Ashley carried Shearer and Dowie's decapitated heads to his helicopter. Further updates on the hour.

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This has uncomfortable echoes of the situation last Sept when KK walked - as has been said, they either want Shearer as manager or they don't ; his demands, certainly over the transfer fund, do not seem excessive so maybe it is the extent of control he requires which is causing them to baulk at an early appointment. If so, there could be trouble ahead because Shearer will NOT back down on having total control, and neither would any decent manager.

 

The more things drag out, the more concerned everyone should be - clearly, Shearer will have the best legal brains he can hire dotting the i's & crossing the 't's' of any proposed contract - so would I because I reckon if you shake hands with any of the current controllers of the club, it would be worthwhile counting your fingers afterwards...!

 

We shall see....

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Guest Heneage

Confirmed!!!

 

4 Year Deal!

 

 

:smitten:

 

Let's just remind ourselves that banning you is considerably less controversial than banning Dave. :razz:

It's a homage to GM.

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Knowing us, that probably means something will happen today.

 

*BREAKING NEWS FLASHES ON SCREEN*

 

Presenter: "And we can now go to David Craig, who's with Derek Llambias who has some very interesting news involving Alan Shearer. David..."

 

*CUTS TO DAVID CRAIG*

 

DC: "Hello Derek. You're live on Sky Sports News, what did you want to say?"

 

*MUSIC KICKS IN*

 

Llambias: "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I...."

 

*JOE KINNEAR APPEARS TO PROVIDE BACKING VOCALS*

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Knowing us, that probably means something will happen today.

 

*BREAKING NEWS FLASHES ON SCREEN*

 

Presenter: "And we can now go to David Craig, who's with Derek Llambias who has some very interesting news involving Alan Shearer. David..."

 

*CUTS TO DAVID CRAIG*

 

DC: "Hello Derek. You're live on Sky Sports News, what did you want to say?"

 

*MUSIC KICKS IN*

 

Llambias: "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I...."

 

*JOE KINNEAR APPEARS TO PROVIDE BACKING VOCALS*

 

:mackems:

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Guest Heneage

Knowing us, that probably means something will happen today.

 

*BREAKING NEWS FLASHES ON SCREEN*

 

Presenter: "And we can now go to David Craig, who's with Derek Llambias who has some very interesting news involving Alan Shearer. David..."

 

*CUTS TO DAVID CRAIG*

 

DC: "Hello Derek. You're live on Sky Sports News, what did you want to say?"

 

*MUSIC KICKS IN*

 

Llambias: "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I...."

 

*JOE KINNEAR APPEARS TO PROVIDE BACKING VOCALS*

Followed by Shola :lol:

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