madras Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 so you're wandering around town and some sky sports news mic gets thrust in your face....."what do you think of alan shearer being the new manager of noocarsel yunoited ?" everyone slags the mongs off but what would you say ?...ham it up, take the piss, disect the clubs woes in a sharp 40minute critique etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Were gaanaaa win the leaaguuee man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 OH MY GOD I'M ON TV! HELLO MOM, HELLO DAD, HELLO EVERYBODY, LOOK I'M ON TV. I'M ON TV!! OH MY GOD, I'M FAMOUS, I'M GONNA BE LIKE JADE GOODY. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LOOK AT ME, I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES ON TV. WHO WANTS TO SEE ME DO THE HELICOPTER?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 "My opinions can be found online at www.newcastle-online.org ...oh, and just ignore James." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 £50000000 for anyone who can track down and seriously injure/kill Lee Stewart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Pretend to be french. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Pretend to be french. better still, pretend to do french Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 "Who's Alan Shearer?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Fk off before I shove that mic up ta arse and then beat you to death with andy grey, you fkn Toon media whore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'd say something brilliant, intelligent and insightful... so they wouldn't broadcast it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'd say something brilliant, intelligent and insightful... so they wouldn't broadcast it. like ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Can't stop, sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Was asked by Setanta once and declined politely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 "Ashley is a cunt, Llambias is a cunt, Shearer is an idiot for getting involved with this shower of twats.... sorry, I mean 'We ganna win da leeeeeeeeeegue!'" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'd say something brilliant, intelligent and insightful... so they wouldn't broadcast it. like ? Dunno, that post was a cheeky quip actually! We were going down without a fight, and now we've got a fighting chance, that's the main point I'd want to put across. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Fk off before I shove that mic up ta arse and then beat you to death with andy grey, you fkn Toon media whore. Id also like to take this opportunity to give a shoutout to my main man Syrette, off the Newcastle-Online forum. Fkn legend. Fyp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I like turtles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 "The bells! The bells! She gave me water! She gave me water!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 so you're wandering around town and some sky sports news mic gets thrust in your face....."what do you think of alan shearer being the new manager of noocarsel yunoited ?" everyone slags the mongs off but what would you say ?...ham it up, take the piss, disect the clubs woes in a sharp 40minute critique etc. "I'm not at liberty to comment. I shall make a full statement once the matter has been decided by the court." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Today, is a Sports Direct day . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 " Well Dave, as a fellow journalist.." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 i was back in the country during roeder's tenure and got pulled outside the club shop at monument and asked what i thought about a few things as it was starting to go awry back then made me laugh 'cause all of the questions were leading and trying to get me to say something stupid or controversial but i never obliged...basically said we need better players who aren't injured all the time and things will be right, something along those lines did it make the soccer saturday toon preview? did it fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
silph Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 "Bring back Keegan!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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